A year of writing prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 22
Write a 'dear john' letter to your writer's block.
Dear Writer's Block
After our many good years together it's time we see other people. As people tend to do they mature, grow, and want other things from life and I am no different. You are an infantile boob that has stood in the way of my ambitions for too long. I had kindly tolerated it because it was cute but it has grown tiresome.
I could tell you that it's me and not you, but why lie. We both know it's equally our fault. You woo me with your lies and I fall for it every time. This time I have learned.
If you were someone to care about anyone but yourself I would say, "don't you want me to be happy?" "Don't you want me to succeed?" The reality is you do not. You really, really, don't.
For the past two years you have stood in the way of me finishing my book. I've given all the excuse that it's been your fault but the blame comes mainly on my shoulders. I let you.
In time or no time at all you will find some other foolish person that will tolerate your hijinks. But it will not be with me.
Farewell.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Better late than never...
A year of writing prompts
Jan 20
A friend is arrested and asks you to clear their computer files. You come across one with your name.
It’s a part of the unofficial BroCode to clear the internet history and any contraband if one ends up dead. Typically it’s not if your bud ends up in jail, but regardless it still stands. Jeff really didn’t need to ask. I’m sure he’s just panicking.
His house isn’t its usual luster. Cheeto bags are spread across the floor, mixed with Coors light cans, and what I mistakenly looks like a pair of pink lace panties.
“Dude,” I say. I didn’t know that cleaning was also part of the job. Not knowing when or if his parents would arrive at the house i hurry and rid the house of any garbage. Then onto the computer.
A good scrub is going to be tough but he walked me through it once before. Luckily most of the incriminating stuff is on his 1 terabyte external hard drive.
I log into his PC and safely remove external hardware. He thinks you can just unplug it but I’d rather be safe than sorry.
The next logical step is to clear all internet browsing history and do a search for any files with illicit names. It is in my search that the computer populates a file with my name.
I double click on the ‘Bill’ file and browse the PDFS docs within. As it turns out he has not only illegally downloaded files but committed murder as well. Each document details direct orders in ridding himself of all evidence.
My body goes cold and I convulse once.
“It’s all part of the BroCode,” I remind myself and set to work.
Jan 20
A friend is arrested and asks you to clear their computer files. You come across one with your name.
It’s a part of the unofficial BroCode to clear the internet history and any contraband if one ends up dead. Typically it’s not if your bud ends up in jail, but regardless it still stands. Jeff really didn’t need to ask. I’m sure he’s just panicking.
His house isn’t its usual luster. Cheeto bags are spread across the floor, mixed with Coors light cans, and what I mistakenly looks like a pair of pink lace panties.
“Dude,” I say. I didn’t know that cleaning was also part of the job. Not knowing when or if his parents would arrive at the house i hurry and rid the house of any garbage. Then onto the computer.
A good scrub is going to be tough but he walked me through it once before. Luckily most of the incriminating stuff is on his 1 terabyte external hard drive.
I log into his PC and safely remove external hardware. He thinks you can just unplug it but I’d rather be safe than sorry.
The next logical step is to clear all internet browsing history and do a search for any files with illicit names. It is in my search that the computer populates a file with my name.
I double click on the ‘Bill’ file and browse the PDFS docs within. As it turns out he has not only illegally downloaded files but committed murder as well. Each document details direct orders in ridding himself of all evidence.
My body goes cold and I convulse once.
“It’s all part of the BroCode,” I remind myself and set to work.
Winter Wonder Globe
I really wasn't feeling this one, but I wanted to at least finish it. It's an interesting idea. I'll bookmark it for later.
“Craft a story featuring a cell phone, a lost-and-found box, and a blizzard.”
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary
Petit
January 21 “Craft a story featuring a cell phone, a lost-and-found box, and a blizzard.”
The blizzard fell over Raven, Colorado, in the blink of an
eye, trapping all of the citizens that had felt it safe to venture out into the
cloudy weather. For some it was work. The time spent in bars, using alcohol to warm
their spirit and life, would have to wait until the storm had subsided. For the children it meant a long wait in
class.
The kids of Mr. Flecker’s sixth grade class groaned once
again. Lunch today was going to be a
quick affair.
“I want you all to go and get your hot lunches in the
cafeteria and then report immediately back to me.”
The students formed a haphazard line and meandered to join
the others in the lunch room.
“I wonder if they have to go back?” Andrew Nickle said,
ruefully eyeing the kids seated at the tables, laughing.
“Maybe he’ll play a movie,” Andrew’s friend Eric Blanch
replied. His gaze was firmly fixed on
the buffet of re-heated foods. Today was
chicken nugget day and as bland and terrible as they may have been to some,
Eric loved them.
“I’m not even hungry,” Andrew said.
“What? How can you say that? You don’t know when we’re going
to eat next. Hell you don’t even know
when we’ll be able to leave.”
Andrew shivered nervously and looked around at those
standing close enough that they could have heard Eric swear.
“Do you want to get us into trouble?” Andrew whispered
heatedly.
Eric rolled his eyes.
The two boys grabbed orange trays and brushed them along the
aluminum rails before the parade of edibles.
“Do you want your nuggets?” Eric said.
Andrew eyed them. He
really wasn’t hungry. Regardless of them
tasting like mounds of sawdust, battered and deep fried.
“No,” Andrew said, “I’ll give them to you when we sit down.”
The two boys rounded the end of the line and scanned the tables
for a seat.
“I don’t see anywhere,” Eric said.
Andrew looked over to the exit. The two teachers on duty were deep in
conversation.
“Hey,” Andrew said, “Let’s go find somewhere else to eat.”
“Like where?”
“Just follow me.”
Andrew wound his way through the tables and kids and towards
the door. He set his tray onto the trash
can. Per his agreement he grabbed the
paper tray of nuggets and handed them to his friend, who took them eagerly and
binned the rest of his lunch. Without
any flashy trays they skirted past the teachers and out into the empty
hallways.
While Eric joyously ate each nugget, two bites each time,
Andrew led them through the school. His
ears stayed perked for the sound of any teacher or student. Although, even if they did come across
someone it wouldn’t have mattered in the slightest. But being sneaky made it all the more
exciting for Andrew.
The two rounded a corner and found themselves outside the
boys locker room, next to the lost-and-found bin.
“Oh, hey,” Eric said, “I need to look for my jacket. I lost it almost two months ago.”
Eric shoved the final two nuggets into his mouth and chewed
as he dove headfirst into the bin.
Jackets, bags, notebooks, hats, and other items went flying as he swam
through to the bottom of the barrel.
When his hand thunked against the bottom he had still not found his
jacket. What he did find was a cell
phone and a snow globe that had been turned upside down. He grabbed them both and came up for air.
“And, look at these,” Eric said.
He flashed him the cell phone, which upon further inspection
was dead and offered no secrets. Though
that didn’t stop eric from slipping it into his pocket for later.
“What’re you doing?” Andrew said, furrowing his eyebrows.
Eric shrugged. “If
they haven’t missed it already they’re not going to need it if I take it.”
Andrew shook his head.
Eric righted the snow globe and the two boys watched with
interest as the white flakes and glitter settled slowly onto the cabin, trees,
and lamppost scene.
It was then that the wind that had been howling all day
suddenly went stone silent.
Andrew walked to the door and looked out the strip of window
at the playground covered in thick sheets of snow.
“Great! The blizzard
just stopped!”
“Really?” Eric said.
The boy, still clutching the snow globe, lowered it and
walked to the window. When he got there
though the calm scene Andrew saw was hidden behind fluffy curtains of white.
“What the heck?” Andrew said.
“It’s the same storm that’s been going all day.”
“No,” Andrew said, “it just stopped. I swear.”
A strange thought crossed Eric’s mind. He held the snowglobe up-right and watched as
the snow slowly drifted back around the miniature setting.
The snow flurries disappeared leaving an unobstructed view
of the playground stretched out before them.
Monday, January 19, 2015
@CS_Lewis
I really didn't want to do this prompt. Mainly because I couldn't think of anything. It's hard putting words into the mouth of a hero. Especially one I know only vaguely. I've listened to the beginning half of "The Narnian," but it would seem that even audiobooks can't escape the curse of my only reading a book halfway through. Although the point isn't to have things to say at the word go. This is an exercise to get my literary mind pumping. I want to be good and the only way that is possible is to do this daily. The next few months will be increasingly difficult. I have inadvertently double booked myself with school. For a brief moment I even contemplated adding participation into a theatrical endeavor and then remembered I would go berserk. Below is a pitiful effort, but I got more than I thought I could do. That is, at least, saying something for my imagination.
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 19
“Write the tweets of your dead hero, a dead historical figure, or a long passed literary great.”
@CS_Lewis How could one believe such nonsense?
@CS_Lewis I’m beginning to rethink this agnostic view I have taken. It can’t all be wrong.
@CS_Lewis I might change my handle to ProgressiveAnglican. Thoughts?
@CS_Lewis Never would have I thought that one day I would be teaching at Oxford. All the more exciting twist of life.
@CS_Lewis A thought has just come to mind, what if two demons were having a twitter discussion about the end of the world?
@CS_Lewis Meeting with my fellow Inklings at The Eagle and Child.
@CS_Lewis The things John comes up with send my mind into a frenzy.
@CS_Lewis No one thought my manuscript was up to snuff. I guess it’s in to the kindling pile.
@CS_Lewis I came across this old bit I’d penned some time ago. Can’t imagine why I’d throw it away.
@CS_Lewis For loathing allegory as much as he does, John certainly pushes a belief in symbolism of legends.
@CS_Lewis After much deliberation I have once again returned to the church of childhood. It feels warm and wonderful in the pew.
@CS_Lewis On this day I have lost one of my dearest friends. He was afflicted with homosexuality, but I did not care.
@CS_Lewis It must be Wednesday if I’m meeting with some grubby chaps at The Eagle.
@CS_Lewis Bloody Americans and their endless thirst. Only one pub open tonight.
@CS_Lewis It becomes increasingly apparent that someone does not know me truly if they call me Clive.
@CS_Lewis I suppose I should write a beginning if I intend to tell an end.
@CS_Lewis To all my fellow veterans, pleasant armistice day.
@CS_Lewis Who doesn’t enjoy a warm pint now and again.
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 19
“Write the tweets of your dead hero, a dead historical figure, or a long passed literary great.”
@CS_Lewis How could one believe such nonsense?
@CS_Lewis I’m beginning to rethink this agnostic view I have taken. It can’t all be wrong.
@CS_Lewis I might change my handle to ProgressiveAnglican. Thoughts?
@CS_Lewis Never would have I thought that one day I would be teaching at Oxford. All the more exciting twist of life.
@CS_Lewis A thought has just come to mind, what if two demons were having a twitter discussion about the end of the world?
@CS_Lewis Meeting with my fellow Inklings at The Eagle and Child.
@CS_Lewis The things John comes up with send my mind into a frenzy.
@CS_Lewis No one thought my manuscript was up to snuff. I guess it’s in to the kindling pile.
@CS_Lewis I came across this old bit I’d penned some time ago. Can’t imagine why I’d throw it away.
@CS_Lewis For loathing allegory as much as he does, John certainly pushes a belief in symbolism of legends.
@CS_Lewis After much deliberation I have once again returned to the church of childhood. It feels warm and wonderful in the pew.
@CS_Lewis On this day I have lost one of my dearest friends. He was afflicted with homosexuality, but I did not care.
@CS_Lewis It must be Wednesday if I’m meeting with some grubby chaps at The Eagle.
@CS_Lewis Bloody Americans and their endless thirst. Only one pub open tonight.
@CS_Lewis It becomes increasingly apparent that someone does not know me truly if they call me Clive.
@CS_Lewis I suppose I should write a beginning if I intend to tell an end.
@CS_Lewis To all my fellow veterans, pleasant armistice day.
@CS_Lewis Who doesn’t enjoy a warm pint now and again.
Sunday, January 18, 2015
A Pebble in a Pond
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 18
“Pick and Event from your childhood that you wish would have gone differently. Write it as though it had happened ideally.”
Okay, this is going to sound so phony, but I don’t identify with this prompt. When I look back on my life there isn’t one moment I would want to change. Everything that has happened has made me the person I am. There are overall themes I wish I could change, but are too broad to pinpoint into a single scene or short story. In reality, if I changed certain moments I would have altered my fate entirely. Who knows where I would be.
This isn’t just me being lazy and not wanting to write. Nor is it that I just can’t think of anything right now. I read the prompt last night and have been thinking about it since then. There isn’t anything I would want to change. My husband though seems to think he knows what I would choose. He didn’t want to tell me just in case he was right. Boy, will he be surprised when I tell him. Unless that’s what he thought and then… Well, fuck him then.
To alter my past would destroy my present. Even the most insignificant of moments have a large impact. I love my life. The only things I want to change depend solely on my actions now.
January 18
“Pick and Event from your childhood that you wish would have gone differently. Write it as though it had happened ideally.”
Okay, this is going to sound so phony, but I don’t identify with this prompt. When I look back on my life there isn’t one moment I would want to change. Everything that has happened has made me the person I am. There are overall themes I wish I could change, but are too broad to pinpoint into a single scene or short story. In reality, if I changed certain moments I would have altered my fate entirely. Who knows where I would be.
This isn’t just me being lazy and not wanting to write. Nor is it that I just can’t think of anything right now. I read the prompt last night and have been thinking about it since then. There isn’t anything I would want to change. My husband though seems to think he knows what I would choose. He didn’t want to tell me just in case he was right. Boy, will he be surprised when I tell him. Unless that’s what he thought and then… Well, fuck him then.
To alter my past would destroy my present. Even the most insignificant of moments have a large impact. I love my life. The only things I want to change depend solely on my actions now.
Saturday, January 17, 2015
Addicted to You
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 17
“An Unexpected injury leads to an equally unexpected family discovery.”
The call came late in the afternoon, while Richard was settling into a lunch to entice a new client to use his company. He had been chasing them for months. Wooing them with gifts that consisted of cookies, flowers, concert tickets. Ultimately it would have put him in the back seat of a limo if he had gotten them. Unfortunately life doesn’t stop moving for anyone else either.
“Mr. Massano?” said a female voice after he had answered the phone call.
“This is he,” he said. He held up a finger, stood, and stepped away from he table. “Can I help you?”
“Mr. Massano, this is Angela calling from Southwest Medical Emergency, I’m sorry to inform you that your partner, Sean, has been injured and is currently in the ICU.”
For Richard it felt as though the floor had a trapdoor he had just triggered. His mind whirred furiously trying to find words, any sound of the English language, to speak.
“Mr. Massano, are you still there?”
“Yes,” he choked. “You said you’re from southwest?”
“I did indeed.”
“I’ll be over immediately.”
Richard faced his potential clients with a pale complexion.
“Is everything alright?” One remarked.
Richard could only shake his head, his mouth agape.
“I’m sorry, gentlemen, this meeting will have to be postponed. I apologize. A family member is in the hospital.”
The balding man, with a snowy Vandyke, held up his hands for a moment.
“We understand.”
Richard excused himself and hurried to the hospital.
Normally the trip would have taken just under forty-five minutes, but Richard managed to do it in under ten minutes. The entire journey was a haze for him. All he could think of were the horrible, graphic, scenarios that would have befallen his husband. How badly was he hurt? How did it happen?
Will he be okay?
He hustled to the information desk and incquired about his husband, who the nurse explained was on the first floor at the end of the hall.
“In room number one hundred twenty-six.”
With his hands clenched into fists, he stormed through the hallway to the room, where he found his husband of three years laying in a hospital bed. His face was puffy and purple. A cut marred his face from hairline to the bottom corner of his left eye.
“Oh my god,” Richard said, “what happened?”
Sean didn’t lift his head. His eyes stayed fixed on the imperfection of his blanket. His slim fingers picked at it incessantly.
Richard walked around the end of the bed and grabbed a chair. It scraped sharply across the pristine linoleum floor.
“Seany,” Richard said, “Baby, talk to me please.”
His husband glanced at him out of the corner of his eye. His frown began to tremble as a tear jumped to the sheet.
“I don’t want to tell you.” He said.
“Why not?”
The sound of the heart monitor filled the silence between the two men. It kept a steady rhythm as Richards quickened.
“When did this happen? Where were you? I thought you were out of town for the day.”
Sean swallowed.
“I was cruising.”
Richard felt like he was falling again. Every muscle in his body tensed and he wanted to scream. He wanted pick the chair up and throw it at the wall.
“This guy, attacked me and stabbed me with a knife. Some kids playing at the park heard me crying for help and got their parents.”
“How could you do this,” Richard said, “Again.”
“I know,” Sean said, shutting his lids. “I deserved this. I am a horrible person. You trusted me, took me back, and all I do is break that love.”
“Yes, you do.”
Sean’s tears ran down his battered and bruised face.
“You didn’t deserve to be beaten, Sean,” Richard said. “But I don’t know how we will be after this.”
Sean nodded his head.
“I just don’t understand. We were doing so well together. Do you not love me? Is it that you just want to cause me more agony? Evidently it’s your goal in life to make sure I never have any happiness.”
“Rich, I promise I love you. This was,” he stumbled over hi words, “this was such a big mistake. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t stop. These places pull me. I love you. I truly, with all of my heart want to be with you. For whatever reason these urges won’t go away.”
“Am I not enough for you?”
“You are,” Sean tried to reach a hand out to him, but the IV tugged at his skin, tethered to his sick bed.
“How long has this been going on?”
Sean covered his face with his hands and sobbed.
Richard couldn’t take the emotion roiling in his chest. It pulled him toward rage. It beckoned him. But that was the last thing he wanted to do. The anger and agony were more than he could bear. The only thing he could think of was to leave, and without another word did just that.
That night his phone seemed to never stop ringing. Eventually he broke down and just turned it off and then unplugged the land line for good measure. The only thing he wanted to think about was his task. He had taken it upon himself to remove every one Sean's belongings from their marriage room into the spare room. Before the dawn of the next day he had managed to wipe all evidence that another person had shared his room.
He took the next day off. The weight of his pain was too great that he couldn't get out of his bed. All he could think about was what he didn't know. How many men had their been? Every line of thinking took him to the conclusion that he was unloveable. Worthless. What other reason could there be?
Then words echoed across his mind. It was what Sean had said, that he couldn't stop. What did that even mean? That lead him directly to the internet to do a search. Top of the list were the tales of celebrity sex scandals. Their reasoning, sex addiction. He rolled his eyes at the thought. Blaming your inability at fidelity on addiction was preposterous. But for humors sake he found medical journals that published extensive data and research. There was even a book written by a one Doctor Patrick Carnes. He himself suffered from the same mental obsession.
All he could do now was to read the book and attempt to understand.
The following day, Richard dressed in his best jeans and t-shirt, the ones Sean had bought him for his last birthday, and took a trip to the hospital. With a bouquet of his favorite flowers, lilies, he entered his husbands room.
"Hi." He said.
January 17
“An Unexpected injury leads to an equally unexpected family discovery.”
The call came late in the afternoon, while Richard was settling into a lunch to entice a new client to use his company. He had been chasing them for months. Wooing them with gifts that consisted of cookies, flowers, concert tickets. Ultimately it would have put him in the back seat of a limo if he had gotten them. Unfortunately life doesn’t stop moving for anyone else either.
“Mr. Massano?” said a female voice after he had answered the phone call.
“This is he,” he said. He held up a finger, stood, and stepped away from he table. “Can I help you?”
“Mr. Massano, this is Angela calling from Southwest Medical Emergency, I’m sorry to inform you that your partner, Sean, has been injured and is currently in the ICU.”
For Richard it felt as though the floor had a trapdoor he had just triggered. His mind whirred furiously trying to find words, any sound of the English language, to speak.
“Mr. Massano, are you still there?”
“Yes,” he choked. “You said you’re from southwest?”
“I did indeed.”
“I’ll be over immediately.”
Richard faced his potential clients with a pale complexion.
“Is everything alright?” One remarked.
Richard could only shake his head, his mouth agape.
“I’m sorry, gentlemen, this meeting will have to be postponed. I apologize. A family member is in the hospital.”
The balding man, with a snowy Vandyke, held up his hands for a moment.
“We understand.”
Richard excused himself and hurried to the hospital.
Normally the trip would have taken just under forty-five minutes, but Richard managed to do it in under ten minutes. The entire journey was a haze for him. All he could think of were the horrible, graphic, scenarios that would have befallen his husband. How badly was he hurt? How did it happen?
Will he be okay?
He hustled to the information desk and incquired about his husband, who the nurse explained was on the first floor at the end of the hall.
“In room number one hundred twenty-six.”
With his hands clenched into fists, he stormed through the hallway to the room, where he found his husband of three years laying in a hospital bed. His face was puffy and purple. A cut marred his face from hairline to the bottom corner of his left eye.
“Oh my god,” Richard said, “what happened?”
Sean didn’t lift his head. His eyes stayed fixed on the imperfection of his blanket. His slim fingers picked at it incessantly.
Richard walked around the end of the bed and grabbed a chair. It scraped sharply across the pristine linoleum floor.
“Seany,” Richard said, “Baby, talk to me please.”
His husband glanced at him out of the corner of his eye. His frown began to tremble as a tear jumped to the sheet.
“I don’t want to tell you.” He said.
“Why not?”
The sound of the heart monitor filled the silence between the two men. It kept a steady rhythm as Richards quickened.
“When did this happen? Where were you? I thought you were out of town for the day.”
Sean swallowed.
“I was cruising.”
Richard felt like he was falling again. Every muscle in his body tensed and he wanted to scream. He wanted pick the chair up and throw it at the wall.
“This guy, attacked me and stabbed me with a knife. Some kids playing at the park heard me crying for help and got their parents.”
“How could you do this,” Richard said, “Again.”
“I know,” Sean said, shutting his lids. “I deserved this. I am a horrible person. You trusted me, took me back, and all I do is break that love.”
“Yes, you do.”
Sean’s tears ran down his battered and bruised face.
“You didn’t deserve to be beaten, Sean,” Richard said. “But I don’t know how we will be after this.”
Sean nodded his head.
“I just don’t understand. We were doing so well together. Do you not love me? Is it that you just want to cause me more agony? Evidently it’s your goal in life to make sure I never have any happiness.”
“Rich, I promise I love you. This was,” he stumbled over hi words, “this was such a big mistake. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t stop. These places pull me. I love you. I truly, with all of my heart want to be with you. For whatever reason these urges won’t go away.”
“Am I not enough for you?”
“You are,” Sean tried to reach a hand out to him, but the IV tugged at his skin, tethered to his sick bed.
“How long has this been going on?”
Sean covered his face with his hands and sobbed.
Richard couldn’t take the emotion roiling in his chest. It pulled him toward rage. It beckoned him. But that was the last thing he wanted to do. The anger and agony were more than he could bear. The only thing he could think of was to leave, and without another word did just that.
That night his phone seemed to never stop ringing. Eventually he broke down and just turned it off and then unplugged the land line for good measure. The only thing he wanted to think about was his task. He had taken it upon himself to remove every one Sean's belongings from their marriage room into the spare room. Before the dawn of the next day he had managed to wipe all evidence that another person had shared his room.
He took the next day off. The weight of his pain was too great that he couldn't get out of his bed. All he could think about was what he didn't know. How many men had their been? Every line of thinking took him to the conclusion that he was unloveable. Worthless. What other reason could there be?
Then words echoed across his mind. It was what Sean had said, that he couldn't stop. What did that even mean? That lead him directly to the internet to do a search. Top of the list were the tales of celebrity sex scandals. Their reasoning, sex addiction. He rolled his eyes at the thought. Blaming your inability at fidelity on addiction was preposterous. But for humors sake he found medical journals that published extensive data and research. There was even a book written by a one Doctor Patrick Carnes. He himself suffered from the same mental obsession.
All he could do now was to read the book and attempt to understand.
The following day, Richard dressed in his best jeans and t-shirt, the ones Sean had bought him for his last birthday, and took a trip to the hospital. With a bouquet of his favorite flowers, lilies, he entered his husbands room.
"Hi." He said.
Friday, January 16, 2015
For My Grandmother
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 16
“You are given the opportunity to talk to one dead person and tell him/her one thing that you didn’t get to before they passed away. Who would you pick and what would you tell him/her?”
I have to say that I am blessed. Death is something I am not familiar with. At least, not when it comes to someone that is close to me. Sure, I have had the distant relative that I saw on an occasional Christmas or family reunion pass, but no one that was part of my every day. That being said my pool to pull from is rather small. Yet it doesn’t diminish the weight of my choice. If I wanted, I could choose from a dead celebrity who affected my life in a way that they will never understand, but has deep emotional meaning for me. (I’m thinking of C.S. Lewis by the way. If you were wondering.)
If I could talk to one person that has died it would be my grandmother. She lived with my parents and me for a good portion of my life. As I got older I started to be very disrespectful. My parents were good parents but a little lax and my grandmother would step in to take up the slack. She was never one for sitting idle. She bustled around the house, cleaning my clothes, and reminding me to do my homework. We both shared a love of the TV show The Golden Girls and every time I watch it I think of her.
It's strange the things one remembers. For instance, the last thing you ever say to someone will live with you forever. (So make it good. ) I deeply loathe the last thing I ever said to my grandmother. “Do you want the TV on or off?” It was so cold. So empty. Absolutely worthless words. What's worse is, she hadn't been feeling well ever since her surgery, and instead of asking how she felt or spend any time with her I went to bed after my question.
At the time I had been working nightshifts at Best Buy, helping with the store remodel. It was good in the sense that I made a ton of money, but it destroyed any kind of living. I was awake long enough to work and when I got home I slept the entire day. It was a temporary thing, but horrible while it lasted.
On the last night of my over-night shifts my grandmother died. My mother had telephoned while I was working and left me a vague voicemail. It’s still a mystery to me why I never called her back, instead of just rushing to the house. Instead I did 65 on city streets until I pulled into the driveway. I’m certain that, in my heart, I already knew what had happened. Come to think of it, I had started to cry before I even knew for sure.
When I got home there were unfamiliar cars in the driveway. My heart began to go even faster. I could just feel it. I walked into a silent house. A small gathering of people had congregated in the family room. Then my mother told me the news. I wept and crumpled to the floor. It is the first and only time (so far) that I lost someone I really loved.
More than anything, if I could talk to her I would say that I’m sorry for how I treated her. Like I said, as I got older I started to rebel against her parenting. I got to be a dick and I regret that more than anything. More than our final, hallow, conversation. I wish I had said more to her before she died. I wish I could have told her that I did love her, very much. She had such a profound impact on my life. It's because of her that I love to read, play cards, watch the tv show The Waltons. She was the first person to know that I wanted to be a writer. My grandmother read all of my stories and would tell me each time how good they were, even when they were most certainly not. I promised myself that if I ever had a book published I would dedicate it to her. Although, as of late, the project that has been begging to be finished (and very nearly is) would be something she would not read. I don’t think my Southern Baptist grandmother would really approve of a book about a gay boy who gets dumped and then grows wings. At least, one of the chapters she would just skip all together because of its explicit content.
I've heard some before me say that they wish they had told their loved one that had died who they truly were. I never got to say it, but I'm pretty sure she had a hunch. The woman's room was right next to mine and I had a habit of talking late into the night to my husband on my cell phone. It's strange to me that my husband even got to meet her once. He attended my high school graduation and unknowingly sat behind my parents.
My heart tells me she would have loved Charlie. To see how my parents love him... It shows me how powerful love is.
January 16
“You are given the opportunity to talk to one dead person and tell him/her one thing that you didn’t get to before they passed away. Who would you pick and what would you tell him/her?”
I have to say that I am blessed. Death is something I am not familiar with. At least, not when it comes to someone that is close to me. Sure, I have had the distant relative that I saw on an occasional Christmas or family reunion pass, but no one that was part of my every day. That being said my pool to pull from is rather small. Yet it doesn’t diminish the weight of my choice. If I wanted, I could choose from a dead celebrity who affected my life in a way that they will never understand, but has deep emotional meaning for me. (I’m thinking of C.S. Lewis by the way. If you were wondering.)
If I could talk to one person that has died it would be my grandmother. She lived with my parents and me for a good portion of my life. As I got older I started to be very disrespectful. My parents were good parents but a little lax and my grandmother would step in to take up the slack. She was never one for sitting idle. She bustled around the house, cleaning my clothes, and reminding me to do my homework. We both shared a love of the TV show The Golden Girls and every time I watch it I think of her.
It's strange the things one remembers. For instance, the last thing you ever say to someone will live with you forever. (So make it good. ) I deeply loathe the last thing I ever said to my grandmother. “Do you want the TV on or off?” It was so cold. So empty. Absolutely worthless words. What's worse is, she hadn't been feeling well ever since her surgery, and instead of asking how she felt or spend any time with her I went to bed after my question.
At the time I had been working nightshifts at Best Buy, helping with the store remodel. It was good in the sense that I made a ton of money, but it destroyed any kind of living. I was awake long enough to work and when I got home I slept the entire day. It was a temporary thing, but horrible while it lasted.
On the last night of my over-night shifts my grandmother died. My mother had telephoned while I was working and left me a vague voicemail. It’s still a mystery to me why I never called her back, instead of just rushing to the house. Instead I did 65 on city streets until I pulled into the driveway. I’m certain that, in my heart, I already knew what had happened. Come to think of it, I had started to cry before I even knew for sure.
When I got home there were unfamiliar cars in the driveway. My heart began to go even faster. I could just feel it. I walked into a silent house. A small gathering of people had congregated in the family room. Then my mother told me the news. I wept and crumpled to the floor. It is the first and only time (so far) that I lost someone I really loved.
More than anything, if I could talk to her I would say that I’m sorry for how I treated her. Like I said, as I got older I started to rebel against her parenting. I got to be a dick and I regret that more than anything. More than our final, hallow, conversation. I wish I had said more to her before she died. I wish I could have told her that I did love her, very much. She had such a profound impact on my life. It's because of her that I love to read, play cards, watch the tv show The Waltons. She was the first person to know that I wanted to be a writer. My grandmother read all of my stories and would tell me each time how good they were, even when they were most certainly not. I promised myself that if I ever had a book published I would dedicate it to her. Although, as of late, the project that has been begging to be finished (and very nearly is) would be something she would not read. I don’t think my Southern Baptist grandmother would really approve of a book about a gay boy who gets dumped and then grows wings. At least, one of the chapters she would just skip all together because of its explicit content.
I've heard some before me say that they wish they had told their loved one that had died who they truly were. I never got to say it, but I'm pretty sure she had a hunch. The woman's room was right next to mine and I had a habit of talking late into the night to my husband on my cell phone. It's strange to me that my husband even got to meet her once. He attended my high school graduation and unknowingly sat behind my parents.
My heart tells me she would have loved Charlie. To see how my parents love him... It shows me how powerful love is.
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Aged Letters
This story is drawn from my own experience. Back when my husband was getting his business started I did indeed accompany him to one of his bids in Oakland at this beautiful old house. And I did go snooping through every drawer and closet, eventually happening upon these letters in the exact spot described. As of this moment I have not read them because they are in French and I can neither read nor speak the language. In addition, I do not know anyone who can and even if I did I have no idea where they have been put. I tend to do this thing of hiding certain items to "keep them safe" and in the end just keep them from myself.
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 15
“She’d Pass him the note years ago, when he was studying abroad. He’d never had it translated. Until now.”
The house sat on the edge of a hill, built somewhere at the turn of the century, with a mission style theme. Over the years in the wet Oakland weather it slowly but surely began to sink. Many attempts were made to level it, but none were successful. Eventually it was purchased by a modern family who raised a family in it and began decorating it to change with the times. Somewhere in the 60’s dark brown wood paneling was placed over the fireplace, which had begun to crack due to sinking, and curtains were hung between rooms to give them more definition. The drapes were thick cotton, with swirling patterns embroidered from seam to seam, and dyed a wretched pea soup green.
Soon the family began to age. The boys went off to college and the husband doted ever more on his wife. She had begun to grow weak and making it up the four steps to their bedroom was becoming a bothersome chore. Before long she just slept on the couch. Her husband sitting in the chair next to her. The position kinked his back (and would be thecause of his later hunch) but he would have been nowhere else.
Finally the man and wife died only moments apart. They left the house to their sons who couldn’t find the time to go in and sort out their things. Nor could they be bothered to make the payments. The house fell into the hands of the bank, who sent in men to clean out the house. These day hires stormed every inch of the home and rid it of any sign it had ever been lived in. Once the real estate agent in charge of the property signed off on their clean-up they sent in the contractor.
“So the job is all the way in Oakland?” Josh asked.
“Yeah, both of them.”
The two men sat in the white pick-up truck, towing a trailer they had rented from U-Haul. Their two dogs, Klause and Sadie, a german shepard and a lachschund, panted excitedly in the small space behind the bench seat.
“If I get these jobs then it could open up a whole new world for Cline Home Improvement.”
Josh looked at his boyfriend, his eyes wide and his mouth stretched into an uncomfortable smile.
The two had spent the last couple years trying to get the company up off the ground. This was a whole new world. And with the pending jobs it would mean that they would be a real business.
They pulled in front of this sinking house, as the sun was setting behind it into the sea. They walked inside and Josh was taken by the view that stretched out before him.
“You can almost see San Francisco from here,” Josh exclaimed.
The dogs scurried excitedly through the house, sniffing every crevasse.
Charlie stepped next to him.
“It sure is gorgeous.” He paused. “God I’d love to live in the bay area.”
“In this house!”
“I wouldn’t go that far.”
Charlie began his inspection, making notes on a yellow legal pad. Josh on the other hand went snooping through the house for lost or forgotten treasures with the dogs.
“What’re you doing,” Charlie called, “Come here.”
Josh scrambled up the narrow staircase that lad to a room downstairs.
He emerged into the entry hallway and turned to look into the living room with the view.
“Yeah?”
“Help me remove this,” Charlie said, pointing to the wooden casing around the fire.
“Why do we need to do that?”
Josh stepped to the other side of the fireplace and waited, while charlie used a crowbar to pry it away from the wall.
“There is foundation damage and the realtor told me she thinks that it might have caused some structure damage. So I want to make sure the fireplace is okay.”
Charlie dropped the crowbar to the hardwood floor, it landed with a hallow thud.
“Just pull and lower it slowly. With me.”
The two men heaved and lowered it gently, but on the way the mirror that had been placed in it cracked.
“That’s not good,” josh said, looking at it.
“Oh well.”
Charlie examined the fireplace on either side and in the hearth. He made a note on the pad and turned to continue his inspection.
Josh on the other hand looked into the alcove that had been put above the fireplace. It was even equipped with a socket. He went up and touched the shelf and found a worn stac of letters, tied with a silk pink bow.
“Oh my god, Charlie,” Josh said, “I found some old letters.”
“Neat.”
Josh turned the bundle around to find a date. The penmanship was exquisite with sharp loops, all squashed together. Up in the right corner of one of the letters was the date written in French with the year 1920.
“You’re not going to believe how old these are.”
Josh rushed over to charlie and showed him the year.
“Wow.”
Josh ignored his lack of enthusiasm and instead focused only on the letters.
“I wonder what they say. Do we know anyone who speaks French?”
“Nope.”
Josh pulled out his phone and facebooked a status explaining his incredible find, asking for anyone that could read it. Within minutes it got four “likes,” but no offers to help.
The boy groaned and turned the letters over and over in his hand.
“I wonder why they put them here. This would make a great story.”
“Well why don’t you write it. You say you’re a writer.”
“I don’t know what I would say about it.”
Charlie finished his inspection and the two men, with their dogs, piled into their truck and headed for the next job site.
That night Josh’s cousin posted a comment on the thread with an offer to read the letters and translate. As luck would have it, she happened to live in the Bay Area.
“We have to go!” Josh said excitedly.
Leaving the dogs behind at the vacant house, the two men drove across two bridges into San Francisco to meet Josh’s cousin Alis at Vesuvio’s for a drink.
Veusvio’s was an old two-story dive. The likes of Jack Kerouac could have been found here back in the day. Some say he even wrote a few of his stories in the bar.
“Hey cousin,” Alis said, as she rushed in for a hug.
“No time to waste.” Josh said, excited. He produced the letters from the front pouch of his pull-over hoody.
“Someone’s excited,” she said.
“Are you kidding? How many times does someone find something extroadinary like this?”
Alis laughed and smacked a kiss on her cousin’s cheek, leaving a pair of ruby red lip prints.
The three climbed the narrow stairs to the second floor and took up a table by the window, above the entrance. While Alis read, her lips moving with her eyes, the two watched the people pass on the sidewalk.
“This place is great,” charlie said. “If we lived in the city would this be the place you came to write?”
Josh looked around at the growing number of hipster patrons and rolled his eyes.
“Yeah, no.”
“This is beautiful,” Alis said.
She lowered the letters to the table and pressed them flat with her hands.
“These are letters to a woman named Emily, from a man named Rene. They had met in Paris while she was travelling abroad and he was supposed to come over on the Titanic to meet her.”
“Are you kidding me?” Josh bounced in his seat.
“Yes,” Alis said.
“That’s not very nice.”
“It’s great.” Charlie said with a wicked grin.
“Really,” Josh leaned forward, “What does it say?”
Alis glanced over the letters once more.
“They’re letters from family. The woman they are addressed to is named Emily. Rene is her father, or at least that is what I gather. He is pleading with her to forgive him for what he had said in their fight.
“He begs her to come home. With each letter he pleads even more until the last one where he wishes her the best.”
“That’s fantastic!” Josh said, “Sad, but fantastic.”
“You should try and find the family that owned them.” Alis said.
“And give these up? Hell no.” josh said, “I may use them in a story one day.”
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 15
“She’d Pass him the note years ago, when he was studying abroad. He’d never had it translated. Until now.”
The house sat on the edge of a hill, built somewhere at the turn of the century, with a mission style theme. Over the years in the wet Oakland weather it slowly but surely began to sink. Many attempts were made to level it, but none were successful. Eventually it was purchased by a modern family who raised a family in it and began decorating it to change with the times. Somewhere in the 60’s dark brown wood paneling was placed over the fireplace, which had begun to crack due to sinking, and curtains were hung between rooms to give them more definition. The drapes were thick cotton, with swirling patterns embroidered from seam to seam, and dyed a wretched pea soup green.
Soon the family began to age. The boys went off to college and the husband doted ever more on his wife. She had begun to grow weak and making it up the four steps to their bedroom was becoming a bothersome chore. Before long she just slept on the couch. Her husband sitting in the chair next to her. The position kinked his back (and would be thecause of his later hunch) but he would have been nowhere else.
Finally the man and wife died only moments apart. They left the house to their sons who couldn’t find the time to go in and sort out their things. Nor could they be bothered to make the payments. The house fell into the hands of the bank, who sent in men to clean out the house. These day hires stormed every inch of the home and rid it of any sign it had ever been lived in. Once the real estate agent in charge of the property signed off on their clean-up they sent in the contractor.
“So the job is all the way in Oakland?” Josh asked.
“Yeah, both of them.”
The two men sat in the white pick-up truck, towing a trailer they had rented from U-Haul. Their two dogs, Klause and Sadie, a german shepard and a lachschund, panted excitedly in the small space behind the bench seat.
“If I get these jobs then it could open up a whole new world for Cline Home Improvement.”
Josh looked at his boyfriend, his eyes wide and his mouth stretched into an uncomfortable smile.
The two had spent the last couple years trying to get the company up off the ground. This was a whole new world. And with the pending jobs it would mean that they would be a real business.
They pulled in front of this sinking house, as the sun was setting behind it into the sea. They walked inside and Josh was taken by the view that stretched out before him.
“You can almost see San Francisco from here,” Josh exclaimed.
The dogs scurried excitedly through the house, sniffing every crevasse.
Charlie stepped next to him.
“It sure is gorgeous.” He paused. “God I’d love to live in the bay area.”
“In this house!”
“I wouldn’t go that far.”
Charlie began his inspection, making notes on a yellow legal pad. Josh on the other hand went snooping through the house for lost or forgotten treasures with the dogs.
“What’re you doing,” Charlie called, “Come here.”
Josh scrambled up the narrow staircase that lad to a room downstairs.
He emerged into the entry hallway and turned to look into the living room with the view.
“Yeah?”
“Help me remove this,” Charlie said, pointing to the wooden casing around the fire.
“Why do we need to do that?”
Josh stepped to the other side of the fireplace and waited, while charlie used a crowbar to pry it away from the wall.
“There is foundation damage and the realtor told me she thinks that it might have caused some structure damage. So I want to make sure the fireplace is okay.”
Charlie dropped the crowbar to the hardwood floor, it landed with a hallow thud.
“Just pull and lower it slowly. With me.”
The two men heaved and lowered it gently, but on the way the mirror that had been placed in it cracked.
“That’s not good,” josh said, looking at it.
“Oh well.”
Charlie examined the fireplace on either side and in the hearth. He made a note on the pad and turned to continue his inspection.
Josh on the other hand looked into the alcove that had been put above the fireplace. It was even equipped with a socket. He went up and touched the shelf and found a worn stac of letters, tied with a silk pink bow.
“Oh my god, Charlie,” Josh said, “I found some old letters.”
“Neat.”
Josh turned the bundle around to find a date. The penmanship was exquisite with sharp loops, all squashed together. Up in the right corner of one of the letters was the date written in French with the year 1920.
“You’re not going to believe how old these are.”
Josh rushed over to charlie and showed him the year.
“Wow.”
Josh ignored his lack of enthusiasm and instead focused only on the letters.
“I wonder what they say. Do we know anyone who speaks French?”
“Nope.”
Josh pulled out his phone and facebooked a status explaining his incredible find, asking for anyone that could read it. Within minutes it got four “likes,” but no offers to help.
The boy groaned and turned the letters over and over in his hand.
“I wonder why they put them here. This would make a great story.”
“Well why don’t you write it. You say you’re a writer.”
“I don’t know what I would say about it.”
Charlie finished his inspection and the two men, with their dogs, piled into their truck and headed for the next job site.
That night Josh’s cousin posted a comment on the thread with an offer to read the letters and translate. As luck would have it, she happened to live in the Bay Area.
“We have to go!” Josh said excitedly.
Leaving the dogs behind at the vacant house, the two men drove across two bridges into San Francisco to meet Josh’s cousin Alis at Vesuvio’s for a drink.
Veusvio’s was an old two-story dive. The likes of Jack Kerouac could have been found here back in the day. Some say he even wrote a few of his stories in the bar.
“Hey cousin,” Alis said, as she rushed in for a hug.
“No time to waste.” Josh said, excited. He produced the letters from the front pouch of his pull-over hoody.
“Someone’s excited,” she said.
“Are you kidding? How many times does someone find something extroadinary like this?”
Alis laughed and smacked a kiss on her cousin’s cheek, leaving a pair of ruby red lip prints.
The three climbed the narrow stairs to the second floor and took up a table by the window, above the entrance. While Alis read, her lips moving with her eyes, the two watched the people pass on the sidewalk.
“This place is great,” charlie said. “If we lived in the city would this be the place you came to write?”
Josh looked around at the growing number of hipster patrons and rolled his eyes.
“Yeah, no.”
“This is beautiful,” Alis said.
She lowered the letters to the table and pressed them flat with her hands.
“These are letters to a woman named Emily, from a man named Rene. They had met in Paris while she was travelling abroad and he was supposed to come over on the Titanic to meet her.”
“Are you kidding me?” Josh bounced in his seat.
“Yes,” Alis said.
“That’s not very nice.”
“It’s great.” Charlie said with a wicked grin.
“Really,” Josh leaned forward, “What does it say?”
Alis glanced over the letters once more.
“They’re letters from family. The woman they are addressed to is named Emily. Rene is her father, or at least that is what I gather. He is pleading with her to forgive him for what he had said in their fight.
“He begs her to come home. With each letter he pleads even more until the last one where he wishes her the best.”
“That’s fantastic!” Josh said, “Sad, but fantastic.”
“You should try and find the family that owned them.” Alis said.
“And give these up? Hell no.” josh said, “I may use them in a story one day.”
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
13 Steps From Murder!
This one is... Well, it's weird. I thought the prompt was WAY specific. It even gave me a name for this particular character. Granted, I could have been any perspective other than him, because as specific as it was it didn't tell me where the perspective of the story came from. For instance, I could have been a bum to witness the murder and spend the story running from Tim. I had actually thought about telling the it from the point of view of John H. Now that I think about it, I don't know why I didn't. I think the story would have been better for it. Oh well. These aren't meant to be amazing. I've come to accept that this year is going to be an exercise of finding my voice and to just get myself in the habit of writing everyday. The only way I can become good (or return to my former glory) is to write, write, write. So, here it is...
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 14
“Only two weeks had passed into the New Year and Tim had already broken his first resolution: Don’t kill anyone. Write this scene.”
Tim clutched the phone in his bloody hand and dialed his sponsor. He lifted the receiver and pressed it hard against his ear. There had been a moment of hesitation for Tim to call John H., but he had assured him if he slipped that he should give him a call. Although it should have been before it happened. Tim knew that. He had told himself as he prowled the back alleys of Chicago to call him first.
On the fifth ring he picked up and sleepily mumbled into the phone.
“John, it’s me. I,” he said his voice breaking, “I broke my sobriety and killed someone.”
“Oh, Tim,” he said, “it’s just a slip. We can get through this. Don’t let this be the thing that throws you off the wagon.”
Tim began to cry. The inevitable remorse was setting in and he regretted his actions more than he ever had before. This was 2015, the year he was going to get clean. Just two weeks from the turn of a new age and here he is with blood pooling around the souls of his shoes once again.
“Can we get coffee?” Time said.
“Yeah, yes we can, buddy.”
“I’ll meet you at the diner on Limerick.”
“See you there.”
John H. ended the call and the line went dead. It’s termination signaled by the double beep.
Tim pocketed the phone and looked down at the man at his feet. The gash in his throat smiling at him like a second mouth, with blood drool pouring from the open maw. He had to get rid of the body. If he just left it here someone would spot it before he made a quick getaway.
Tim grabbed the man’s ankles and pulled him to the side of a dumpster, heaping with trash. If he just lifted him on top it would be even more obvious. Like the many times before, Tim rushed to remove some of the debris and pile it off to the side. Once he dug a space big enough for the thirty-something, he lifted him over his shoulder and dropped in the stranger. Much to Tim’s chagrin the small action pushed out even more blood. He could feel it soaking into his clothes as it ran down his back.
“Damn it,” he said, tears forming again.
What am I going to do now? Trying to be sober had made him sloppy. In the past he may have been a mastermind at keeping himself clean from his dirty deeds, even though it tarred his soul, this time he wore his mistake all over him.
Tim rushed down the alleyway, sticking as much in the shadows as he could. With any luck he could find someone else along the way that he could just choke out to steal what they wore.
No! That’s more pain, he thought, And how do I know I would stop before it went further. It’s never just choking someone out.
Plus he also was very aware of DNA captured in skin flakes would be all over his current duds.
Just run home.
In a city so well lit and thriving with so many people, it was amazing how much one could get away with. Not a single person took a second look at Tim, or even a single glance for that matter. Most he came across, sticking to the darker parts of the city as possible, had their eyes glued to their smartphone or talking loudly to some other person.
He got to his flat and rushed upstairs. For a split second he thought Mrs. McNeal would catch him as he stuck his key in the lock, but luckily her small dog Bitsy, tried to escape and drew her attention away.
Safe in his one bedroom apartment, devoid of any kind of furnishings, other than a single plastic chair, lamp, and a mattress in the other room, Tim melted against the door with relief.
Get your clothes off idiot!
Tim stood up and ripped off his clothes. He balled them up and dropped them in the kitchen sink, where he turned the water on and squeezed a spiral of dish soap over the mound.
While the sink was filling he jumped into the shower and rinsed off any sign of what he had done.
By the time he was out, dripping wet with no towel, the sink was just about to overflow. He shut the water off and then swished the clothes around, spilling some soapy water onto the floor.
Satisfied that all it needed is time to soak, he went into his bedroom. His trash bag of clothes stood with a pair of brown boots in the corner. He picked out a suitable shirt and a pair of pants, grabbed his shoes, and threw them on. Appearance was nothing to him. At this moment, all he cared about was a calming chat with his sponsor.
The diner was just around the corner from his home. His choice of venue wasn’t deliberate but turned out to be a subconscious decision that he was thankful for. Walking any further would have been too much for him.
John sat in a booth in the far back.
Tim rushed around the dining counter, ignoring the greeting from the night time waitress, and took a seat opposite the man with the answers.
“So,” John began, “why didn’t you call me before? We talked about this. You need to think a slip all the way through before you do something.”
Tim fought back another wave of tears.
“I know,” he said, voice shaking.
“It’s alright. You can do this. The program works.”
Tim nodded.
“Where are you with your steps?”
“I can’t find a higher power.”
John nodded. He sighed and leaned forward, propping himself up on the table.
“It is a hard thing. You think that no god could ever love me after what I’ve done.”
“He wouldn’t.”
“You can’t think like that, Tim.”
Tim wiped away the mist pooling under his grey eyes.
“You can’t let this break you. You’re letting this thing control your life. We both know you are not this person. These are not normal urges.” John paused. “You have to pick yourself back up and get back on the wagon. Just take it one day at a time.”
“How did you get sober?”
John made a sarcastic laugh.
“It was tough going. I had been raised in a hit-man household. It was all I ever knew. When I wanted to stop,” he shook his head, “it was extreme agony. I kept a journal. I prayed to God. I dealt with the stuff that was boiling deep down in me. You need to do the same.
“Don’t worry about how long you can go without killing someone. Just worry about not doing it now. Now is all that matters to you. Remember that.”
Tim nodded.
“Right now, to make sure you don’t do it again is you’re going to go to a pay phone and dial the police.”
Tim went wide-eyed.
“It’s part of the process. Just don’t leave any finger prints. Used a towel to dial. Once you do that I want you to go home and write down everything that’s bothering you. Everything. Try and piece together what it was that made you want to act out. You and I will get through this together.
"Remember, one day at a time."
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 14
“Only two weeks had passed into the New Year and Tim had already broken his first resolution: Don’t kill anyone. Write this scene.”
Tim clutched the phone in his bloody hand and dialed his sponsor. He lifted the receiver and pressed it hard against his ear. There had been a moment of hesitation for Tim to call John H., but he had assured him if he slipped that he should give him a call. Although it should have been before it happened. Tim knew that. He had told himself as he prowled the back alleys of Chicago to call him first.
On the fifth ring he picked up and sleepily mumbled into the phone.
“John, it’s me. I,” he said his voice breaking, “I broke my sobriety and killed someone.”
“Oh, Tim,” he said, “it’s just a slip. We can get through this. Don’t let this be the thing that throws you off the wagon.”
Tim began to cry. The inevitable remorse was setting in and he regretted his actions more than he ever had before. This was 2015, the year he was going to get clean. Just two weeks from the turn of a new age and here he is with blood pooling around the souls of his shoes once again.
“Can we get coffee?” Time said.
“Yeah, yes we can, buddy.”
“I’ll meet you at the diner on Limerick.”
“See you there.”
John H. ended the call and the line went dead. It’s termination signaled by the double beep.
Tim pocketed the phone and looked down at the man at his feet. The gash in his throat smiling at him like a second mouth, with blood drool pouring from the open maw. He had to get rid of the body. If he just left it here someone would spot it before he made a quick getaway.
Tim grabbed the man’s ankles and pulled him to the side of a dumpster, heaping with trash. If he just lifted him on top it would be even more obvious. Like the many times before, Tim rushed to remove some of the debris and pile it off to the side. Once he dug a space big enough for the thirty-something, he lifted him over his shoulder and dropped in the stranger. Much to Tim’s chagrin the small action pushed out even more blood. He could feel it soaking into his clothes as it ran down his back.
“Damn it,” he said, tears forming again.
What am I going to do now? Trying to be sober had made him sloppy. In the past he may have been a mastermind at keeping himself clean from his dirty deeds, even though it tarred his soul, this time he wore his mistake all over him.
Tim rushed down the alleyway, sticking as much in the shadows as he could. With any luck he could find someone else along the way that he could just choke out to steal what they wore.
No! That’s more pain, he thought, And how do I know I would stop before it went further. It’s never just choking someone out.
Plus he also was very aware of DNA captured in skin flakes would be all over his current duds.
Just run home.
In a city so well lit and thriving with so many people, it was amazing how much one could get away with. Not a single person took a second look at Tim, or even a single glance for that matter. Most he came across, sticking to the darker parts of the city as possible, had their eyes glued to their smartphone or talking loudly to some other person.
He got to his flat and rushed upstairs. For a split second he thought Mrs. McNeal would catch him as he stuck his key in the lock, but luckily her small dog Bitsy, tried to escape and drew her attention away.
Safe in his one bedroom apartment, devoid of any kind of furnishings, other than a single plastic chair, lamp, and a mattress in the other room, Tim melted against the door with relief.
Get your clothes off idiot!
Tim stood up and ripped off his clothes. He balled them up and dropped them in the kitchen sink, where he turned the water on and squeezed a spiral of dish soap over the mound.
While the sink was filling he jumped into the shower and rinsed off any sign of what he had done.
By the time he was out, dripping wet with no towel, the sink was just about to overflow. He shut the water off and then swished the clothes around, spilling some soapy water onto the floor.
Satisfied that all it needed is time to soak, he went into his bedroom. His trash bag of clothes stood with a pair of brown boots in the corner. He picked out a suitable shirt and a pair of pants, grabbed his shoes, and threw them on. Appearance was nothing to him. At this moment, all he cared about was a calming chat with his sponsor.
The diner was just around the corner from his home. His choice of venue wasn’t deliberate but turned out to be a subconscious decision that he was thankful for. Walking any further would have been too much for him.
John sat in a booth in the far back.
Tim rushed around the dining counter, ignoring the greeting from the night time waitress, and took a seat opposite the man with the answers.
“So,” John began, “why didn’t you call me before? We talked about this. You need to think a slip all the way through before you do something.”
Tim fought back another wave of tears.
“I know,” he said, voice shaking.
“It’s alright. You can do this. The program works.”
Tim nodded.
“Where are you with your steps?”
“I can’t find a higher power.”
John nodded. He sighed and leaned forward, propping himself up on the table.
“It is a hard thing. You think that no god could ever love me after what I’ve done.”
“He wouldn’t.”
“You can’t think like that, Tim.”
Tim wiped away the mist pooling under his grey eyes.
“You can’t let this break you. You’re letting this thing control your life. We both know you are not this person. These are not normal urges.” John paused. “You have to pick yourself back up and get back on the wagon. Just take it one day at a time.”
“How did you get sober?”
John made a sarcastic laugh.
“It was tough going. I had been raised in a hit-man household. It was all I ever knew. When I wanted to stop,” he shook his head, “it was extreme agony. I kept a journal. I prayed to God. I dealt with the stuff that was boiling deep down in me. You need to do the same.
“Don’t worry about how long you can go without killing someone. Just worry about not doing it now. Now is all that matters to you. Remember that.”
Tim nodded.
“Right now, to make sure you don’t do it again is you’re going to go to a pay phone and dial the police.”
Tim went wide-eyed.
“It’s part of the process. Just don’t leave any finger prints. Used a towel to dial. Once you do that I want you to go home and write down everything that’s bothering you. Everything. Try and piece together what it was that made you want to act out. You and I will get through this together.
"Remember, one day at a time."
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Another bad one...
Today is going to be a quick one. Mainly because I have a headache, but another
reason was because I wasn’t feeling this prompt. Just a quick heads up, this is going to be a
dark one.
Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 13
“Write a story featuring an author, the ocean, and an
antique weapon.”
Xander sat waiting, seated in the overstuffed leather chair
facing the front door. Held in his right
hand was a pistol, the hammer pulled back, ready to be fired. For the past four hours he had sat perfectly
still, running the scene through his head; the phony would come home to his
beach house, wanting a vacation, and Xander would bless him with a peaceful
rest.
A smile stretched across his lips.
Once his story had been printed under the name of someone
else he wanted nothing but vengeance. He
tried the legal route, but when one has no money coming across competent legal
aid is difficult. In the end he knew what it was he had to do.
Keys jingled and scraped into the lock, sending Xander’s
heart into his throat. His index finger
hovered nervously over the trigger.
Gregory Dreck opened the door and was met with a puff of
smoke, a loud bang, and a metal bullet whizzing by his head.
Xander gulped and forced a smile.
Flowering of the Undead
I have to admit, I'm rather proud of this one. I wasn't entirely certain where it was going but it ended up being rather good. If I do say so myself, and I do.
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 13
“Your neighbor has taken in an unsual pet and it does something unpleasant to your house/yard. Confront your neighbor.”
I stand in my backyard, admiring my work. My garden has never looked as wonderful as it does this very moment. In the far corner, bathed in the shade of the two willows standing sentinel on either side, is my most prized flower. It is a rare corpse flower and very soon it will blossom. Many have told me how insane I am to plant one in my very backyard but they do not know it’s value. The site of it is rather entrancing but the stench I’m afraid, well, it isn’t called a corpse flower for nothing.
I had come by it in the strangest of fashions. I took a trip with my neighbor to Indonesia. He had some family members there and I didn’t want to travel alone. We had quite a lovely time. Our only souvenirs was an old book given to him by a strange man in some market, and mine was a snippet of the Tetrastigma vine, by which the corpse flower can grow and survive.
The grass makes a metallic sound, like a brillo pad on a pot, as I walk closer to my pet. It stands taller than me. Maybe even past it usual height of six feet.
My heart begins to pound in my chest. Very soon it will blossom and when it does I will be on the front page of the life and time section of the local paper. And certainly, everyone in town will want to come and see it, get a whiff of it’s wretched aroma. How many people can say that they have? None. That’s how many. And here I am, the one with it blossoming in his garden.
The next day I wake early in the morning and rush out to see if the petals have begun to spread. Sure enough, it has. I take out a measuring tape and mentally note the length. It has gotten a full foot further away from its pistil. For extra care I get some manure from the garage and sprinkle it around it’s base and water it once more. That done I busy myself with the other parts of my personal eden to keep my mind off of my prized possession.
Before I tuck in for the night I measure it once more. The petal has lowered another six inches. Excitement rushes through my limbs like electricity.
Even with the excitement I am still able to fall fast asleep.
In the early hours of dawn I rush outside and before I’ve taken a step over the threshold I can smell the rotting stench of the flower. My legs can barely move quick enough for me and I nearly stumble over them in my rush to see my blossoming beauty. Shrouded under the willows it has opened its crimson petals, that bleach into a pearly white as it reaches the base of the pistil.
“Fantastic” I say, as I pinch my nose.
I hurry back inside and dial the number for the paper. The journalist insisted I call the moment it flowered so that he could come out and inspect it for himself, before writing the article of course. I was happy to ablige.
“Gerald,” I say, my voice raising in pitch, “I’m sorry did I wake you? No matter I have some exciting news.”
It is in my eager awaiting for his dreary response when I hear the crash and screech of wood. Glancing through the lace curtains I see no site of anything and return to the phone call. He quickly agrees to rush over immediately.
I hang up the phone and rush into the backyard and that’s when I see them, my neighbors zombies have congregated around my flower and are tugging on its delicate petal.
My hand flies to my garden shovel and I rush out to them and beat them back into Anthony’s backyard. They growl with irritation, one of them gurgles and glares at me with the eye dangling out of its socket. I replace the boards over the fragmented hole they had made in the fence.
“Damn things,” I say. “Anthony!” I call through the fence. I follow my beckoning with another and another until I am almost hoarse. The man must sleep like the dead.
The zombies listfully paw at the fence and that’s when I feel it appropriate to get the garden hose. The noze seems to turn forever until it jerks to halt and I know that the pressure it high enough. Placing my thumb over the spout an press the water into a sharp spray and point it at the pests.
They moan again and shuffle across the yard to the other side.
“That should do it,” I say.
I promptly return to my bedroom where I dress in a flurry, picking only the best ensemble for the event. Properly attired I resign to the living room to wait for my visitor.
At eight o’clock, on the dot, he knocks on my door.
“Gerald!” I say, opening he door.
He obviously spent little to no time on his outfit. What should be a nicely pressed shirt, with tie, and slacks, he’s donned sweatpants and a knitted skull cap. The only thing worthy of his esteemed profession is a Canon camera, on a strap, hanging at the top of his pot-belly. I force a smile and welcome him in.
“I could smell it from the street,” he says, “I can only imagine what it must be like up close.”
“It’s certainly a treasure.”
“I wouldn’t say something like that,” he says quietly.
I usher him out to my prize. The noble queen of my garden.
His expression goes sour and he holds up his camera with one hand, while pinching his nose shut with the other.
“It’s pollen isn’t toxic is it?”
“No,” I assure him.
He snaps a couple of photos and my heart pounds in my chest.
“Would you like something to drink?” I ask, “Coffee perhaps?”
“Yes, please,” he says excitedly relieved, “Black.”
I bustle back into the house and buzz around the kitchen making a fresh pot.
Once again I hear the screech of twisting wood and the percussion of thin planks of wood falling into a pile.
“Dear god.”
In the back yard I see the zombies have forced their way back into my yard and have surrounded poor Gerald. I pick up the shovel and advance. The metal smashes against his face and one is momentarily stunned. The others continue on in their endless quest for flesh.
“Anthony!” I scream over my shoulder as I whack at another that has it’s rotting hands wrapped around Gerald’s wrist. The blade of the shovel severs the limbs from his torso and Geral goes stumbling backwards onto his rump.
I call again for my neighbor.
The most spry of the four, Sharon I think Anthony calls her, rushes upon the fallen journalist, but before she can realize she still has working knees I body check her to her side where she falls and lands on her back. Her limbs move continuously like a tortoise turned on its shell.
Before anoher one of the beasts could continue their attack I pull Gerald to his feet and escort him safely inside.
He is visibly frazzled.
“What the hell?” He screams, making his way into the living room. “I have to get the hell out of here.”
I Jump in front of him and barricade the door with my body.
“Please, no! I really need this article.”
“You’re insane. I’m not going back out there!”
The whites of his eyes are turning pink.
“I beg of you. Just sit tight. You are absolutely safe in here. I swear to you. I am just going to get my neighbor. They’re his zombies and I’m sure he can corral them.” I pause and study his features which have not softened in the slightest. “This is very important to me. You can’t leave just now.”
He jerks around, startled by some imaginary noise.
I Step forward and put my hands on his shoulders.
“You are far from danger in my house.” I step to the table by the door and open the drawer, retrieving the pistol within. “Here,” I hand him the automatic weapon, “take this just in case.”
With some reluctance he accepts it and I usher him into the recliner. Once the two meet he bounces once and he relaxes.
“Okay.”
My heart leaps into my throat.
“Thank you,” I say.
I exits and storm across the front lawn to Anthony’s front door, whereupon I bang repeatedly upon it until he arrives to answer the door.
“Can I help you Shawn?” he says.
He is clearly just waking, for his glass eye is pointed in an odd angle. Dressed in only a pair of leopard bikini briefs. The hair ringing the crown of his baldhead is sticking out at odd angles.
“You need to contain those monsters,” I say pointing toward his backyard. “They very nearly at the man who has come to write the column on my prized corpse flower!”
He rolls his one good eye.
“I promised I would not tell anyone you had resurrected the dead with the tome, but here I stand regretting that decision. Should I alert the townspeople.” I make a fake shocked expression. “NO need the journalist has already seen them.”
Anthony growls like one of his pets.
“Fine,” he mumbles.
He shuts the door and I return to my guest, who is still very shaken. He very nearly shoots me as I come through the front door.
“It’s alright,” I say, holding up my hands, “it’s just me.”
Gerald gulps and lowers the gun.
“All taken care of,” I say, beaming.
I wrench him from the chair and pull him back into the backyard. The zombies have long since fled, back into their yard.
The stench of the flower has only grown. I can barely stand in front of it without wanting to retch. The writer’s eyes dart nervously around as I lift the camera and cup his hand around it, while simultaneously turning it on. His finger intuitively returns to it and he finds himself calm enough to start snapping photos, moving around to get different angles.
I can hear Anthony in the backyard. He yells and snaps what sounds like a whip and the zombies moan, which in turn seems to startle Gerald who fires a shot into the yard and I hear a grunt and excited groans.
I poke my head through the hole in the fence to find Anthony dead from a gunshot wound right through the head, laying sprawled on the lawn. His zombies have eagerly descended upon their handler and are ripping into his flesh.
“Damn,” I say.
I rip the pistol from Gerald’s hand and storm into Anthony’s backyard and pop a round in each of the zombies brains, ending their undead lives.
Returning to my own lot of land I find Gerald staring slack jawed at me.
“Did you want to ask me any questions about my horticultural technique?” I ask.
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 13
“Your neighbor has taken in an unsual pet and it does something unpleasant to your house/yard. Confront your neighbor.”
I stand in my backyard, admiring my work. My garden has never looked as wonderful as it does this very moment. In the far corner, bathed in the shade of the two willows standing sentinel on either side, is my most prized flower. It is a rare corpse flower and very soon it will blossom. Many have told me how insane I am to plant one in my very backyard but they do not know it’s value. The site of it is rather entrancing but the stench I’m afraid, well, it isn’t called a corpse flower for nothing.
I had come by it in the strangest of fashions. I took a trip with my neighbor to Indonesia. He had some family members there and I didn’t want to travel alone. We had quite a lovely time. Our only souvenirs was an old book given to him by a strange man in some market, and mine was a snippet of the Tetrastigma vine, by which the corpse flower can grow and survive.
The grass makes a metallic sound, like a brillo pad on a pot, as I walk closer to my pet. It stands taller than me. Maybe even past it usual height of six feet.
My heart begins to pound in my chest. Very soon it will blossom and when it does I will be on the front page of the life and time section of the local paper. And certainly, everyone in town will want to come and see it, get a whiff of it’s wretched aroma. How many people can say that they have? None. That’s how many. And here I am, the one with it blossoming in his garden.
The next day I wake early in the morning and rush out to see if the petals have begun to spread. Sure enough, it has. I take out a measuring tape and mentally note the length. It has gotten a full foot further away from its pistil. For extra care I get some manure from the garage and sprinkle it around it’s base and water it once more. That done I busy myself with the other parts of my personal eden to keep my mind off of my prized possession.
Before I tuck in for the night I measure it once more. The petal has lowered another six inches. Excitement rushes through my limbs like electricity.
Even with the excitement I am still able to fall fast asleep.
In the early hours of dawn I rush outside and before I’ve taken a step over the threshold I can smell the rotting stench of the flower. My legs can barely move quick enough for me and I nearly stumble over them in my rush to see my blossoming beauty. Shrouded under the willows it has opened its crimson petals, that bleach into a pearly white as it reaches the base of the pistil.
“Fantastic” I say, as I pinch my nose.
I hurry back inside and dial the number for the paper. The journalist insisted I call the moment it flowered so that he could come out and inspect it for himself, before writing the article of course. I was happy to ablige.
“Gerald,” I say, my voice raising in pitch, “I’m sorry did I wake you? No matter I have some exciting news.”
It is in my eager awaiting for his dreary response when I hear the crash and screech of wood. Glancing through the lace curtains I see no site of anything and return to the phone call. He quickly agrees to rush over immediately.
I hang up the phone and rush into the backyard and that’s when I see them, my neighbors zombies have congregated around my flower and are tugging on its delicate petal.
My hand flies to my garden shovel and I rush out to them and beat them back into Anthony’s backyard. They growl with irritation, one of them gurgles and glares at me with the eye dangling out of its socket. I replace the boards over the fragmented hole they had made in the fence.
“Damn things,” I say. “Anthony!” I call through the fence. I follow my beckoning with another and another until I am almost hoarse. The man must sleep like the dead.
The zombies listfully paw at the fence and that’s when I feel it appropriate to get the garden hose. The noze seems to turn forever until it jerks to halt and I know that the pressure it high enough. Placing my thumb over the spout an press the water into a sharp spray and point it at the pests.
They moan again and shuffle across the yard to the other side.
“That should do it,” I say.
I promptly return to my bedroom where I dress in a flurry, picking only the best ensemble for the event. Properly attired I resign to the living room to wait for my visitor.
At eight o’clock, on the dot, he knocks on my door.
“Gerald!” I say, opening he door.
He obviously spent little to no time on his outfit. What should be a nicely pressed shirt, with tie, and slacks, he’s donned sweatpants and a knitted skull cap. The only thing worthy of his esteemed profession is a Canon camera, on a strap, hanging at the top of his pot-belly. I force a smile and welcome him in.
“I could smell it from the street,” he says, “I can only imagine what it must be like up close.”
“It’s certainly a treasure.”
“I wouldn’t say something like that,” he says quietly.
I usher him out to my prize. The noble queen of my garden.
His expression goes sour and he holds up his camera with one hand, while pinching his nose shut with the other.
“It’s pollen isn’t toxic is it?”
“No,” I assure him.
He snaps a couple of photos and my heart pounds in my chest.
“Would you like something to drink?” I ask, “Coffee perhaps?”
“Yes, please,” he says excitedly relieved, “Black.”
I bustle back into the house and buzz around the kitchen making a fresh pot.
Once again I hear the screech of twisting wood and the percussion of thin planks of wood falling into a pile.
“Dear god.”
In the back yard I see the zombies have forced their way back into my yard and have surrounded poor Gerald. I pick up the shovel and advance. The metal smashes against his face and one is momentarily stunned. The others continue on in their endless quest for flesh.
“Anthony!” I scream over my shoulder as I whack at another that has it’s rotting hands wrapped around Gerald’s wrist. The blade of the shovel severs the limbs from his torso and Geral goes stumbling backwards onto his rump.
I call again for my neighbor.
The most spry of the four, Sharon I think Anthony calls her, rushes upon the fallen journalist, but before she can realize she still has working knees I body check her to her side where she falls and lands on her back. Her limbs move continuously like a tortoise turned on its shell.
Before anoher one of the beasts could continue their attack I pull Gerald to his feet and escort him safely inside.
He is visibly frazzled.
“What the hell?” He screams, making his way into the living room. “I have to get the hell out of here.”
I Jump in front of him and barricade the door with my body.
“Please, no! I really need this article.”
“You’re insane. I’m not going back out there!”
The whites of his eyes are turning pink.
“I beg of you. Just sit tight. You are absolutely safe in here. I swear to you. I am just going to get my neighbor. They’re his zombies and I’m sure he can corral them.” I pause and study his features which have not softened in the slightest. “This is very important to me. You can’t leave just now.”
He jerks around, startled by some imaginary noise.
I Step forward and put my hands on his shoulders.
“You are far from danger in my house.” I step to the table by the door and open the drawer, retrieving the pistol within. “Here,” I hand him the automatic weapon, “take this just in case.”
With some reluctance he accepts it and I usher him into the recliner. Once the two meet he bounces once and he relaxes.
“Okay.”
My heart leaps into my throat.
“Thank you,” I say.
I exits and storm across the front lawn to Anthony’s front door, whereupon I bang repeatedly upon it until he arrives to answer the door.
“Can I help you Shawn?” he says.
He is clearly just waking, for his glass eye is pointed in an odd angle. Dressed in only a pair of leopard bikini briefs. The hair ringing the crown of his baldhead is sticking out at odd angles.
“You need to contain those monsters,” I say pointing toward his backyard. “They very nearly at the man who has come to write the column on my prized corpse flower!”
He rolls his one good eye.
“I promised I would not tell anyone you had resurrected the dead with the tome, but here I stand regretting that decision. Should I alert the townspeople.” I make a fake shocked expression. “NO need the journalist has already seen them.”
Anthony growls like one of his pets.
“Fine,” he mumbles.
He shuts the door and I return to my guest, who is still very shaken. He very nearly shoots me as I come through the front door.
“It’s alright,” I say, holding up my hands, “it’s just me.”
Gerald gulps and lowers the gun.
“All taken care of,” I say, beaming.
I wrench him from the chair and pull him back into the backyard. The zombies have long since fled, back into their yard.
The stench of the flower has only grown. I can barely stand in front of it without wanting to retch. The writer’s eyes dart nervously around as I lift the camera and cup his hand around it, while simultaneously turning it on. His finger intuitively returns to it and he finds himself calm enough to start snapping photos, moving around to get different angles.
I can hear Anthony in the backyard. He yells and snaps what sounds like a whip and the zombies moan, which in turn seems to startle Gerald who fires a shot into the yard and I hear a grunt and excited groans.
I poke my head through the hole in the fence to find Anthony dead from a gunshot wound right through the head, laying sprawled on the lawn. His zombies have eagerly descended upon their handler and are ripping into his flesh.
“Damn,” I say.
I rip the pistol from Gerald’s hand and storm into Anthony’s backyard and pop a round in each of the zombies brains, ending their undead lives.
Returning to my own lot of land I find Gerald staring slack jawed at me.
“Did you want to ask me any questions about my horticultural technique?” I ask.
Sunday, January 11, 2015
Another Bad One
I don't know what's up with me. This one was rough. Although I think this time isn't on me and more on the prompt. We just didn't see eye to eye. Much like the exchange between the two below.
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 11
Literary Road Show – J.D. Salinger Edition
“…one author’s stray lines become your source of inspirational gold?”
“C’mon, I’ll take ya home. No kidding.”
“I can go home by myself, thank you. If you think I’d let you take me home you’re mad. No boy ever said that to me in my entire life.”
“Probably because you’re a raging bitch.”
Her eyes widened.
“How dare you say that to me. Do-“
“Yes, I know who your father is and no I do not care. I don’t have to offer you a ride home after you brutally rebuff my advances, but I thought it’d be the gentleman thing to do.”
She began to storm down the wet sidewalk, her heels clicking on the cement.
Richard sighed and hung his head. At one point he had been madly in love with this woman, which was why he had mustered up the most courage he could offer to ask her out on a date. Then he lets his ego get to his head and he becomes a bully.
“Lily, wait.”
He chased after her and she only picked up the pace.
“You are ridiculous. You call me filthy names and expect me to stop.”
He placed a hand gently on her shoulder to stop her. She in turn reached a hand into her purse to retrieve a pink sparkle pepper spray can. The red spray arched over his right shoulder and onto the cement below.
“Hold on there, I am not going to hurt you. Please, let me just say one more thing before you decide to end whatever this could be.”
She held the can aloft, pointed threateningly at his face.
“I have been in love with you the moment you stepped into the library.”
Her angry expression lessened some.
“The past two months I have tried desperately to work up enough courage to ask you out. I do know who your father is and that is terrifying to me. Father’s in general are terrifying to the potential man whom may steal his daughter away. It’s just a fact of life.
“I know this night has been nothing you’re accustomed to. I don’t have the kind of money some people do at times. My money requires careful thought and planning. This whole night was planned from the get. The walk along the river, the dinner at Rivera’s, and I had planned a poetry slam before you, for some reason, decided not to enjoy my company any further than it had gone.”
Lily closed her eyes, lowered the can of mace, and sighed.
“Rick, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you had such strong feeling for me. If I had known that I wouldn’t have agreed to this.”
“I’m sorry?”
“I only agreed because I’ve seen you around campus and I knew what type of person you are. My father is an ambassador and would have hated the very idea of me being out with you.”
Richard’s shoulders slumped.
“What I didn’t expect was to enjoy the night as much as I have. I felt terrible that I had even given a thought to use you as some sort of pawn. It was terrible of me. That was why I had decided to just end the evening.”
Richard stood silent for a moment, pressing his lips into a thin line.
“But you said you were having fun.”
Lily laughed.
“I did indeed.” She paused. “I’m sorry I tried to mace you.”
“I’m sorry you’re a terrible shot.”
The two looked into the other’s eyes.
“I’m sorry I called you a bitch. Can we please start again?”
Lily bowed her head.
“Another time perhaps. But I would gladly let you walk me home.”
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 11
Literary Road Show – J.D. Salinger Edition
“…one author’s stray lines become your source of inspirational gold?”
“C’mon, I’ll take ya home. No kidding.”
“I can go home by myself, thank you. If you think I’d let you take me home you’re mad. No boy ever said that to me in my entire life.”
“Probably because you’re a raging bitch.”
Her eyes widened.
“How dare you say that to me. Do-“
“Yes, I know who your father is and no I do not care. I don’t have to offer you a ride home after you brutally rebuff my advances, but I thought it’d be the gentleman thing to do.”
She began to storm down the wet sidewalk, her heels clicking on the cement.
Richard sighed and hung his head. At one point he had been madly in love with this woman, which was why he had mustered up the most courage he could offer to ask her out on a date. Then he lets his ego get to his head and he becomes a bully.
“Lily, wait.”
He chased after her and she only picked up the pace.
“You are ridiculous. You call me filthy names and expect me to stop.”
He placed a hand gently on her shoulder to stop her. She in turn reached a hand into her purse to retrieve a pink sparkle pepper spray can. The red spray arched over his right shoulder and onto the cement below.
“Hold on there, I am not going to hurt you. Please, let me just say one more thing before you decide to end whatever this could be.”
She held the can aloft, pointed threateningly at his face.
“I have been in love with you the moment you stepped into the library.”
Her angry expression lessened some.
“The past two months I have tried desperately to work up enough courage to ask you out. I do know who your father is and that is terrifying to me. Father’s in general are terrifying to the potential man whom may steal his daughter away. It’s just a fact of life.
“I know this night has been nothing you’re accustomed to. I don’t have the kind of money some people do at times. My money requires careful thought and planning. This whole night was planned from the get. The walk along the river, the dinner at Rivera’s, and I had planned a poetry slam before you, for some reason, decided not to enjoy my company any further than it had gone.”
Lily closed her eyes, lowered the can of mace, and sighed.
“Rick, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you had such strong feeling for me. If I had known that I wouldn’t have agreed to this.”
“I’m sorry?”
“I only agreed because I’ve seen you around campus and I knew what type of person you are. My father is an ambassador and would have hated the very idea of me being out with you.”
Richard’s shoulders slumped.
“What I didn’t expect was to enjoy the night as much as I have. I felt terrible that I had even given a thought to use you as some sort of pawn. It was terrible of me. That was why I had decided to just end the evening.”
Richard stood silent for a moment, pressing his lips into a thin line.
“But you said you were having fun.”
Lily laughed.
“I did indeed.” She paused. “I’m sorry I tried to mace you.”
“I’m sorry you’re a terrible shot.”
The two looked into the other’s eyes.
“I’m sorry I called you a bitch. Can we please start again?”
Lily bowed her head.
“Another time perhaps. But I would gladly let you walk me home.”
Saturday, January 10, 2015
I am not proud of this one at all...
This was not one of my bests. After a quick re-read I was thoroughly disappointed. It's either because I'm a little bit tipsy or I'm just a terrible writer. Whatever the case may be, I promised I would do a prompt and here it is. With massive errors and all. I could edit it and have it not suck but... Meh.
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 10
Snow Day
“Write about a day during your elementary school years when school was cancelled due to snow. Remember waking up to the “good” news? How did you fill your newfound free time?”
My initial reaction to this prompt was that of a typical Southern Californian. We don’t experience snow days. Although it is not true. While my town is not really in an area with likely snowfall, it could happen, theoretically. That is, if the stars aligned and rain was in the forecast. While it can get below freezing in the San Joaquin Valley, unless it rains the chances of it snowing are really slim. Especially since we typically have an awful lot of sunny days. Which is why our entire state has been in a drought for some time.
The one and only snow day I ever got I remember very well. My mom woke me up at six in the morning. She whispered to me that she had something very important to show me. I was annoyed and told her I wanted to sleep. She assured me in the softest voice, that I would not be disappointed.
Rubbing the sleep from my eyes I walked across the hall to my mother’s bathroom where she had the window open. I looked through the undistorted view at the most beautiful scene I have ever witnessed.
In our backyard is a kidney shaped pool, with a large fiberglass rock waterfall at it’s head. There is even a matching fiberglass planter just to the left. In the summer it’s very beige and our backyard is typically very brown, except for the lush greenery in one corner. This particular morning every surface was covered in soft white powder. The flakes were still drifting down in small flakes.
My heart skipped a beat. “Wow” was all I could say.
In my younger years I went to a private Christian school. During the first year we moved from true southern California to the San Joaquin Valley, I would pray every day in class for snow. I drove my other classmates nuts. I distinctly remember this one morning there was a heavy layer of frost on the grass and this one classmate of mine said, “There’s your snow. Now will you stop praying?” This particular girl regularly hated me. So I just smiled and said no. (Believe me, she was a cunt of the highest order. She was one of the kind who hated me purely because I was fat.)
From my parent’s bathroom I rushed to the front door and looked out at my usually drab world covered in a glistening blanket.
The thing that sticks with me, just as vivid as the moment I stepped out the front door that day, was how silent it was. The silence was so other worldly. It was beautiful, but like the modern world tends to be, it was a true silent. Cutting through the serene silence was the snapping, cracking, of the trees. They were unfamiliar with the weight of the snow on their limbs and were growing weak as they attempted to keep them raised.
I rushed back inside and grabbed our old film camera and starting snapping photos. What came out was so very disappointing. The photos were very dark and did not, in the slightest, capture how it had looked when I took them. To make it worse, the flakes passed right in front of the lens and looked freakish in the photos. Almost like misshapen specters sailing through the air. Me being obsessed with the paranormal, fantasized that to be the case.
By some miracle, the school cancelled instruction for the day. My school typically didn’t even do fog delays like the other schools in the valley. So, it was so exciting to have a whole day to play in the snow.
The cold powder lasted until about midday and it began to melt. Our location is not conducive for the life of snow. Ultimately the only thing I did that day was build snowman cheerleaders in the formation of a two tier, pyramid. (Yeah. I wasn’t gay.)
It has been almost 20 years since that happened and the people in my town still talk about the snow day.
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems and Zachary Petit
January 10
Snow Day
“Write about a day during your elementary school years when school was cancelled due to snow. Remember waking up to the “good” news? How did you fill your newfound free time?”
My initial reaction to this prompt was that of a typical Southern Californian. We don’t experience snow days. Although it is not true. While my town is not really in an area with likely snowfall, it could happen, theoretically. That is, if the stars aligned and rain was in the forecast. While it can get below freezing in the San Joaquin Valley, unless it rains the chances of it snowing are really slim. Especially since we typically have an awful lot of sunny days. Which is why our entire state has been in a drought for some time.
The one and only snow day I ever got I remember very well. My mom woke me up at six in the morning. She whispered to me that she had something very important to show me. I was annoyed and told her I wanted to sleep. She assured me in the softest voice, that I would not be disappointed.
Rubbing the sleep from my eyes I walked across the hall to my mother’s bathroom where she had the window open. I looked through the undistorted view at the most beautiful scene I have ever witnessed.
In our backyard is a kidney shaped pool, with a large fiberglass rock waterfall at it’s head. There is even a matching fiberglass planter just to the left. In the summer it’s very beige and our backyard is typically very brown, except for the lush greenery in one corner. This particular morning every surface was covered in soft white powder. The flakes were still drifting down in small flakes.
My heart skipped a beat. “Wow” was all I could say.
In my younger years I went to a private Christian school. During the first year we moved from true southern California to the San Joaquin Valley, I would pray every day in class for snow. I drove my other classmates nuts. I distinctly remember this one morning there was a heavy layer of frost on the grass and this one classmate of mine said, “There’s your snow. Now will you stop praying?” This particular girl regularly hated me. So I just smiled and said no. (Believe me, she was a cunt of the highest order. She was one of the kind who hated me purely because I was fat.)
From my parent’s bathroom I rushed to the front door and looked out at my usually drab world covered in a glistening blanket.
The thing that sticks with me, just as vivid as the moment I stepped out the front door that day, was how silent it was. The silence was so other worldly. It was beautiful, but like the modern world tends to be, it was a true silent. Cutting through the serene silence was the snapping, cracking, of the trees. They were unfamiliar with the weight of the snow on their limbs and were growing weak as they attempted to keep them raised.
I rushed back inside and grabbed our old film camera and starting snapping photos. What came out was so very disappointing. The photos were very dark and did not, in the slightest, capture how it had looked when I took them. To make it worse, the flakes passed right in front of the lens and looked freakish in the photos. Almost like misshapen specters sailing through the air. Me being obsessed with the paranormal, fantasized that to be the case.
By some miracle, the school cancelled instruction for the day. My school typically didn’t even do fog delays like the other schools in the valley. So, it was so exciting to have a whole day to play in the snow.
The cold powder lasted until about midday and it began to melt. Our location is not conducive for the life of snow. Ultimately the only thing I did that day was build snowman cheerleaders in the formation of a two tier, pyramid. (Yeah. I wasn’t gay.)
It has been almost 20 years since that happened and the people in my town still talk about the snow day.
Friday, January 9, 2015
The Eye of God
I have to say... this is a bit risky of a short story. I couldn't help myself. I want to be controversial but who doesn't? Supposedly it acquires you fame or infamy. Either ay it draws readers. So, shamelessly, my mind wouldn't let this idea go. Please know that I meant no harm. I just needed characters of legend for a "matchup."
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems & Zachary Petit
January 9
Matchup!
“Write a scene featuring a cruise ship or a boat, a sudden change of weather, and the idiom “Fools rush in.””
The prophet Mohammed stood on the rickety dock that jutted out into the waters of the Sea of Galilee. His band of followers were busily preparing the boat to set sail to the other side. One called from the ship, beckoning the prophet forward onto the skiff. Using the gentlest of motions he stepped down and they immediately set sail.
Mohammed tried dearly not to show his uncertainty, he was the prophet from Allah, he could not show any sense of fear, but deep down he dreaded being on the open sea. The fear of being washed overboard weighed heavily in his mind and he prayed for safe passage.
Then the clouds rolled in. Those around him commented at the momentary shimmer jumping from cloud to cloud. “It’s going to be a bad one,” someone said. Mohammed did not know who had whispered, what he thought, were the final words of his life. He had to admit that none of them truly mattered to him. They were mere stepping stones in his journey to retrieve the stone of power that rested on the other side. It was known as the Eye of God and any mortal that held it would take on the powers of one not of this world.
If it were not that he feared another would retrieve the stone he would have walked around the sea or at least found some other transportation other than the sea.
If only I had the stone now, he thought, I would stop this storm before it had spread like a disease across the sky.
The waves began to grow. They lapped at the edges of the boat, lobbing spray of sea at the men. The man chosen as captain tried his best to steer the ship through the waters. Mohammed would have thrown him overboard I he didn’t need him. The man clutched to the side of the ship, trying to stabilize himself, while keeping his eyes pointed ever forward.
The winds picked up and ripped the prophets ‘Imama from his head, relinquishing the greasy, black locks beneath. It whipped at his face like angry tentacles, entangling itself in his thick beard.
The wave first rose like a mountain rising from sleep at the bow of the ship, blocking Mohammed’s view of the other side of the sea. Then with the strength of the earth it crashed over the ship and sent everyone swirling into the blackness.
He scrambled. Climbing his way through the water but he could not tell what was up or down. But soon he found himself slowly drifting ever upwards.
His head broke the thrashing surface of the water. He gasped and gulped down the salty air.
“Why have you done this,” Mohammed cried out.
His black eyes scoured the sea for any sign of his companions. He knew none of them by name and felt it ridiculous to call out for anyone. There was no room for weakness.
A wave rose and cresting over it was another, larger, boat, still surviving the rough waters. It dove down the other side of the wave. It rushed past Mohammed, spraying him with a miniscule wave compared to it’s brethren.
“Over here,” he called out.
Lightning cracked the black and he saw the silhouettes of twelve men, scrambling across the deck of the ship. There was incoherent shouting but he did not recognize any of the words against all the other noise around him.
The storm quickly subside in a cool breeze.
“Look” shouted someone on the boat.
Mohammed waved his arms above his head and shouted again, until he was submerged in the water.
A hand grasped on to his shoulder and pulled him from the water.
Mohammed looked into the face of a Hebrew man, bearded like himself, with long locks of flowing hair. He knew that face. It was the man who claimed to be the son of God.
“You,” Mohammed said.
He looked down and realized with the sense of falling, that this man was standing on the surface of the water.
“Did you-“
“Yes, Mohammed, I got the stone.” Jesus sneered. “Cause only fools don’t rush in.”
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A. Klems & Zachary Petit
January 9
Matchup!
“Write a scene featuring a cruise ship or a boat, a sudden change of weather, and the idiom “Fools rush in.””
The prophet Mohammed stood on the rickety dock that jutted out into the waters of the Sea of Galilee. His band of followers were busily preparing the boat to set sail to the other side. One called from the ship, beckoning the prophet forward onto the skiff. Using the gentlest of motions he stepped down and they immediately set sail.
Mohammed tried dearly not to show his uncertainty, he was the prophet from Allah, he could not show any sense of fear, but deep down he dreaded being on the open sea. The fear of being washed overboard weighed heavily in his mind and he prayed for safe passage.
Then the clouds rolled in. Those around him commented at the momentary shimmer jumping from cloud to cloud. “It’s going to be a bad one,” someone said. Mohammed did not know who had whispered, what he thought, were the final words of his life. He had to admit that none of them truly mattered to him. They were mere stepping stones in his journey to retrieve the stone of power that rested on the other side. It was known as the Eye of God and any mortal that held it would take on the powers of one not of this world.
If it were not that he feared another would retrieve the stone he would have walked around the sea or at least found some other transportation other than the sea.
If only I had the stone now, he thought, I would stop this storm before it had spread like a disease across the sky.
The waves began to grow. They lapped at the edges of the boat, lobbing spray of sea at the men. The man chosen as captain tried his best to steer the ship through the waters. Mohammed would have thrown him overboard I he didn’t need him. The man clutched to the side of the ship, trying to stabilize himself, while keeping his eyes pointed ever forward.
The winds picked up and ripped the prophets ‘Imama from his head, relinquishing the greasy, black locks beneath. It whipped at his face like angry tentacles, entangling itself in his thick beard.
The wave first rose like a mountain rising from sleep at the bow of the ship, blocking Mohammed’s view of the other side of the sea. Then with the strength of the earth it crashed over the ship and sent everyone swirling into the blackness.
He scrambled. Climbing his way through the water but he could not tell what was up or down. But soon he found himself slowly drifting ever upwards.
His head broke the thrashing surface of the water. He gasped and gulped down the salty air.
“Why have you done this,” Mohammed cried out.
His black eyes scoured the sea for any sign of his companions. He knew none of them by name and felt it ridiculous to call out for anyone. There was no room for weakness.
A wave rose and cresting over it was another, larger, boat, still surviving the rough waters. It dove down the other side of the wave. It rushed past Mohammed, spraying him with a miniscule wave compared to it’s brethren.
“Over here,” he called out.
Lightning cracked the black and he saw the silhouettes of twelve men, scrambling across the deck of the ship. There was incoherent shouting but he did not recognize any of the words against all the other noise around him.
The storm quickly subside in a cool breeze.
“Look” shouted someone on the boat.
Mohammed waved his arms above his head and shouted again, until he was submerged in the water.
A hand grasped on to his shoulder and pulled him from the water.
Mohammed looked into the face of a Hebrew man, bearded like himself, with long locks of flowing hair. He knew that face. It was the man who claimed to be the son of God.
“You,” Mohammed said.
He looked down and realized with the sense of falling, that this man was standing on the surface of the water.
“Did you-“
“Yes, Mohammed, I got the stone.” Jesus sneered. “Cause only fools don’t rush in.”
Thursday, January 8, 2015
Luck is for Fools
There is a lot of myself in today's story. There are those who have luck and those who do not. I am in the not category. I'm not where near the other. If there was a spectrum from 1 to 10, 1 being the luckiest, and 10 being the opposite of that I would be hard 9. It's just a matter of life. Although, sometimes I tell myself (because of some gut feeling) that my luck just hasn't come up. And right now, why would I want to waste my pot of gold on an actual pot of precious metal coins than on landing a literary agent and selling my book. (They're a package deal, by the way. I'm talking to you fate.)
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A Klems and Zachary Petit
January 8
Treasure Awaits
"You receive a letter in the mail from an out-of-town relative asking you to drop everything and meet him in Boston ASAP. He doesn’t say why, but signs off on the letter with the phrase: “Treasure Awaits.”"
The letter from my Uncle Bernard Frush came sealed with wax. Embossed into the red paraffin was the symbol of our family crest, a fish jumping from a grove of rushes. The writing on the front was beautifully written in the finest calligraphy I had ever seen, or probably ever would by a human hand. My uncle was always one for the dramatic.
“Who’s that from,” My wife asked.
I lifted the letter to show her, but before she could view the address she must have caught sight of the wax seal and pinpointed the sender.
I tore it open and began to read.
“So what does ‘ol Burns have to say,” she said.
She pulled a dish from the top rack of our faulty dishwasher and dried it with a towel.
I quickly scanned the letter written in the same hand as the envelope.
It was his usual weekly catch ups, informing me, his second favorite nephew after my cousin Brandon, of his recent travels. The man had chosen at the age of forty to go hiking across the United States. For what reason, I do not know. I guess he had had enough of suburbia and wanted freedom. Before trekking out on his journey he rid himself of the everyday trappings of normal life, cell phone, his house, furniture, clothes. Anything that wasn’t paper or transportable he ditched.
My mother tried to talk him out of it but could get nowhere. The one thing you could count on when Burns made up his made there was no changing it. Even if it was the wildest of ideas.
“Come on,” my wife said, “I’m dying of anticipation.”
“He’s just saying how well his trip is going and…”
It took me a moment for it to register but at the end of the letter he commanded me to go to Boston.
“He says that treasure awaits.” I dropped the letter, clutched in one hand, to my leg.
Michelle laughed.
“I’m sure it’s all of the life lessons he’s learned on his journey.”
I turned to her, arching my eyebrow.
“How do you get that?”
“Thomas,” she said, grabbing another dish, “Be realistic. The man is insane. Who gives up everything they have-“
“What if it is actual treasure?”
Michelle stopped drying the dish.
“He set out for some reason. Maybe this was it?” I said.
“The man had a mid-life crisis. He has nothing left to live for. No job. No wife. No children.” She said, stowing the dish in the cupboard and closing it’s door. “That must be terribly lonely.”
“But think about it,” I said, rushing to the breakfast bar, “He’s always been obsessed with history and conspiracy theories.”
“Yes,” she said, “He never had a television because he was convinced that it was a tool of the government to brainwash us.”
“Well-“
“He’s not right, Thomas.”
I looked at the letter one more time.
Come immediately. Time is of the essence.
I read the sentence over and over, until it was burned into my vision. I looked up at Michelle and the words flickered across her face.
“You’re not going,” she said.
I Put the letter back in the envelope.
“Maybe-“
“Besides we don’t even have the money to buy a plane ticket right now.”
I nod, defeated. She’s right, of course. I’m not Uncle Berny. I have Michelle, a mortgage, a job, and children. There is no sense in taking off at the last moment.
The next evening she and I are cuddled up on our overstuffed sofa that has long lost it’s selling point, while the kids played hide-and-seek around us. Our old tube television is flickering as the National evening news with Brian Williams pipes up at the top of the hour. The main story told by the faces of my uncle and cousin holding a chest filled with large circular pieces of gold in a rotting chest. My jaw drops open and I turn to Michelle.
“Maybe he’ll split it with us?”
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A Klems and Zachary Petit
January 8
Treasure Awaits
"You receive a letter in the mail from an out-of-town relative asking you to drop everything and meet him in Boston ASAP. He doesn’t say why, but signs off on the letter with the phrase: “Treasure Awaits.”"
The letter from my Uncle Bernard Frush came sealed with wax. Embossed into the red paraffin was the symbol of our family crest, a fish jumping from a grove of rushes. The writing on the front was beautifully written in the finest calligraphy I had ever seen, or probably ever would by a human hand. My uncle was always one for the dramatic.
“Who’s that from,” My wife asked.
I lifted the letter to show her, but before she could view the address she must have caught sight of the wax seal and pinpointed the sender.
I tore it open and began to read.
“So what does ‘ol Burns have to say,” she said.
She pulled a dish from the top rack of our faulty dishwasher and dried it with a towel.
I quickly scanned the letter written in the same hand as the envelope.
It was his usual weekly catch ups, informing me, his second favorite nephew after my cousin Brandon, of his recent travels. The man had chosen at the age of forty to go hiking across the United States. For what reason, I do not know. I guess he had had enough of suburbia and wanted freedom. Before trekking out on his journey he rid himself of the everyday trappings of normal life, cell phone, his house, furniture, clothes. Anything that wasn’t paper or transportable he ditched.
My mother tried to talk him out of it but could get nowhere. The one thing you could count on when Burns made up his made there was no changing it. Even if it was the wildest of ideas.
“Come on,” my wife said, “I’m dying of anticipation.”
“He’s just saying how well his trip is going and…”
It took me a moment for it to register but at the end of the letter he commanded me to go to Boston.
“He says that treasure awaits.” I dropped the letter, clutched in one hand, to my leg.
Michelle laughed.
“I’m sure it’s all of the life lessons he’s learned on his journey.”
I turned to her, arching my eyebrow.
“How do you get that?”
“Thomas,” she said, grabbing another dish, “Be realistic. The man is insane. Who gives up everything they have-“
“What if it is actual treasure?”
Michelle stopped drying the dish.
“He set out for some reason. Maybe this was it?” I said.
“The man had a mid-life crisis. He has nothing left to live for. No job. No wife. No children.” She said, stowing the dish in the cupboard and closing it’s door. “That must be terribly lonely.”
“But think about it,” I said, rushing to the breakfast bar, “He’s always been obsessed with history and conspiracy theories.”
“Yes,” she said, “He never had a television because he was convinced that it was a tool of the government to brainwash us.”
“Well-“
“He’s not right, Thomas.”
I looked at the letter one more time.
Come immediately. Time is of the essence.
I read the sentence over and over, until it was burned into my vision. I looked up at Michelle and the words flickered across her face.
“You’re not going,” she said.
I Put the letter back in the envelope.
“Maybe-“
“Besides we don’t even have the money to buy a plane ticket right now.”
I nod, defeated. She’s right, of course. I’m not Uncle Berny. I have Michelle, a mortgage, a job, and children. There is no sense in taking off at the last moment.
The next evening she and I are cuddled up on our overstuffed sofa that has long lost it’s selling point, while the kids played hide-and-seek around us. Our old tube television is flickering as the National evening news with Brian Williams pipes up at the top of the hour. The main story told by the faces of my uncle and cousin holding a chest filled with large circular pieces of gold in a rotting chest. My jaw drops open and I turn to Michelle.
“Maybe he’ll split it with us?”
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Right Wrongs Make it Right
This prompt was a tough one. It took me more time than it should have to come up with a “coherent” story that wouldn’t require an exorbitant amount of explanation or plotting. I’m actually rather proud of myself. It’s not too bad. Granted highly, HIGHLY, unlikely to ever happen, but that’s what makes it fiction. Right?
High Time
“Write a story that takes place somewhere extremely high-space, an airplane, a tower-but that features two characters doing the lowest things for what they believe is a worthy cause.”
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A Klems and Zachary Petit
January 7High Time
“Write a story that takes place somewhere extremely high-space, an airplane, a tower-but that features two characters doing the lowest things for what they believe is a worthy cause.”
The earth fell away from the small two man airplane and
turned into a quilt stretched out unevenly over the land. Ferris had studied the aerial night and day
the past few months, studying landmarks to guide him on his journey. Sloshing noisily behind him was a concoction
of his own making. It was a combination
of pesticides one more potent than the last.
Very soon he would drop it onto the largest pests of all, mankind.
The plot had hatched in the wee hours of the night, like all
good ideas. At first he was hesitant and
fearful to adopt his epiphany, but with each passing day he inundated himself
with scientific studies of the harm man was doing to the earth. The sea levels were rising, the ice melting,
and the climates were shifting from what they had been for millennia.
There were claims that this was the natural way of
things. It was just the earth evolving
into a new age as it had done ages ago when the earth cooled and it was an ice
age. Regardless of their theories it was evident to Ferris that the statistics
didn’t lie. The end was nigh if he did
not do something about it.
For a moment he had contemplated a nuclear bomb, wiping out
the major cities, but there was no easy way for him to even get a hold of that
technology. If it was someone would have
done it long ago. Ferris even
contemplated getting someone to hack into the government mainframe and find out
the launch codes. Yet again, he was
dreaming bigger than he could actually achieve.
It wasn’t until one day, when he was driving down the San Joaquin
Valley when he saw the agriculture plane, with it’s elongated pipe, pouring
pestisides on some grapes, that it became crystal clear.
The only problem was the money. To buy a craft of that size it would take
some hefty change and he wasn’t really rolling in it, while working at McDonald’s. It was good pay but not for taking down a
blight on the earth. That’s when he came
up with the idea of crowdfunding. The only question was, does he put his true
purpose on the site or create a rosy fantasy?
In the end he thought, no one would really believe he was building a
weapon to exterminate human kind, so he put it up there. He figured, people would think it was a joke
and donate for the laugh. Like the
homeless that stand on the side of the road with the cardboard sign “let’s be
honest, I just want beer.” In certain circumstances he knew people who deliberately
gave the man change because of his humorous honesty.
Within two days of his scheduled end date he raised the
money. Now, he just had to find a
plane. Despite having nothing really to
stimulate the mind, the San Joaquin Valley was the cradle of agriculture in
California and many farmers were willing to sell an old plane to upgrade to a
new one.
Equipped with a plane all that was left were the
pesticides. Yet that was the easiest
thing to acquire more than anything.
Plus, spreading out his purchases over the course of the year raised no
such suspicion. Although, just to cover
his tracks, he created a fake agriculture company to buy the deadly chemicals.
Ferris wanted to go big for his first outing. He wanted to attack the largest of all the
polluters in the nation and luckily it was just two hours south of home.
Los Angeles was a glimmering destroyer of the earth and the
logical choice for destruction.
Ferris kept a steady altitude until he crossed over the Los
Angeles National forest and when he got closer to la-la-land he began to
descend. His mouth began to salivate as
he thought of all the good he would do for the earth. If only he had gotten a group together and
form a coalition to save the planet from ultimate destruction.
After this, he
thought.
He descended dangerously low over north Hollywood where he
pulled the lever and filtered the poison through the air. In time they would all pay for what they’ve
done. The snooty low-lifes who call for
action but fail to act themselves. They
were hypocrites. He was doing
something. He was making a difference.
He arched his way over toward Santa Monica. On this mid-July it would be an absolute
guarantee that he would find sun worshippers at the beach. There he could claim so many lives for mother
earth.
When the beige hem of the ocean came into view, with the
people laying scattered like blisters he pulled the lever even further, pouring
out as much as he could.
It was then that he realized the major flaw in his
plan. His months of plotting had failed
to realize that this would have to be a one-time thing. Soon he would run out of fuel. The likelihood of an airport allowing him to
land was highly unlikely.
Panic ran through his body like ice in his veins.
I have to get home.
He turned and pointed the propeller north, pouring the earth saving potion
until every was spilled.
As his plane sailed gently over the mountains, guarding the
valley a fighter jet screeched toward him, launching a missile and ending his
flight in a cloud of black smoke.
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Ambition Drought
A Year of Writing
Prompts by Brian A. Klems & Zachary Petit
January 6I will consider myself successful when…
“Finish this sentence: As a writer, I will consider myself successful when…
This very questions has crossed my mind so many times over
the years. When I was younger I used to
think that I will be successful when I have a New York Time No. 1 bestseller.
When you dream, you’re supposed to go big, right? No? Well, as time has gone on
I’ve discovered how hard it is to just finish a novel. When I say finish I mean a first draft,
followed by edit after edits, and with some final spit and polish. This thing should fucking gleam in the
sunlight. That way when the agent opens
it to read my manuscript they’re immediately blinded and I become their only
client.
I’ve participated in NaNoWriMo a couple years. Only the first though did I actually try and
succeed. I even spilled into December
and finished it on the 6th. I was so very proud of myself. Now I’ve been pouring over it ever
since. I finished that one at the tail
end of 2009. Or maybe it was 2010…
Regardless I have spent entirely too much time pondering the plot lines and if
it’s good enough that I have written myself into a corner and fear taking a
step out of it. I imagine that has
happened to so many before me. I’m sure
it’s what keeps others from even attempting at all. That’s just the nature of
the beast and some artists are just not well equipped to handle the pressure
that comes with trying to make a business out of their art.
At one time I thought success would be to get a book
published. Then I lowered that bar to getting
and agent… And at some point I settled for just finishing my book.
The infuriating thing is that I know I can do it. I can finish my book and submit it to
agents. There is no doubt in my
mind. I have the capability and drive to
get me there. It’s just my inner critic,
my doubt, my fear, that keeps me stationary.
Once a polished manuscript sits in my hands, only then, will
I consider myself successful. It means I have pushed through my worst obstacle,
myself.
Monday, January 5, 2015
Inspired by Drunk History
So... I already know what I'm going to write. I saw the prompt a couple hours ago when I had intended on writing (but didn't of course) and have been mulling it over in my head ever since. And what I came up with I am rather proud of my lazy self. So, here it goes...
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A Klems & Zachary Petit
January 5
Power Outage
Storms have knocked out the power. You find the flashlight and make shadow bunnies on the wall, but you can tell the kids are not amused. So instead you decide to tell a scary story. Create a story that would scare even the toughest of teenagers.
"Guess what kids," Gary said, "I heard rumblings that a hacker has wormed his way into the power grid and this is permanent!"
Gary's two teenage sons, Ryan and Travis, pick themselves up off of the couch and amble into the other room. away from their father.
"Just you wait and see."
Little did they know how right their father was, and four days without electricity, and no way to check their e-mail, facebook, twitter, instagram, or without the ability to text, their eyeballs bled out and they wasted away until their skin was taut across their bones.
As Gary laid his kids to the earth behind their suburban home, the air still thick with smoke, he said, "I told you, you sonsabitches."
A Year of Writing Prompts by Brian A Klems & Zachary Petit
January 5
Power Outage
Storms have knocked out the power. You find the flashlight and make shadow bunnies on the wall, but you can tell the kids are not amused. So instead you decide to tell a scary story. Create a story that would scare even the toughest of teenagers.
"Guess what kids," Gary said, "I heard rumblings that a hacker has wormed his way into the power grid and this is permanent!"
Gary's two teenage sons, Ryan and Travis, pick themselves up off of the couch and amble into the other room. away from their father.
"Just you wait and see."
Little did they know how right their father was, and four days without electricity, and no way to check their e-mail, facebook, twitter, instagram, or without the ability to text, their eyeballs bled out and they wasted away until their skin was taut across their bones.
As Gary laid his kids to the earth behind their suburban home, the air still thick with smoke, he said, "I told you, you sonsabitches."
Sunday, January 4, 2015
Get In, Sit Down, and Shut Up
Here is day 4 and I am still
doing it. Surprising to say the
least. But I do feel myself pulling
away. Although, why I don’t know. Is it because of the pressure I am putting on
myself to perform? Or that there is a
quasi audience reading what I write, judging me. Or is it because I’m just a lazy fuck? The world may never know.
In all honesty I should have done
this earlier in the day. I’ve been bored
watching television and stuffing my face with the holiday cookies my husband
made last night. He’s been really busy
the past few days, which left me alone to my own devices.
I had attempted to continue
reading about druidism but it was throwing so much information at me that I
thought I was going to die. Eesh. But once the husband goes back to work and
thus leaving me all alone, I’ll pick it back up. Plus I need to read a book a month, per my
year long goals.
Year of Writing Prompts by Brian
A. Klems & Zachary Petit
January 4
365 Days
Something life-altering happened. As a result, you’ve decided to give something up for an entire year. Write a scene detailing the cataclysmic event, or the struggle to keep the vow you made.
January 4
365 Days
Something life-altering happened. As a result, you’ve decided to give something up for an entire year. Write a scene detailing the cataclysmic event, or the struggle to keep the vow you made.
I stood staring at the car,
parked in the driveway. It was covered
in a thick layer of dust, that some punk from the neighborhood had decided to
scrawl obscene words in, along with the images of dicks and even a pair of
boobs. Any other time I would have been
furious. I had loved my car. It was the lover and friend I had always
wanted. Loyal. No one drove her but me. Now, I couldn’t care less what happened to
her.
Ever since the accident I can’t
bring myself to sit behind the wheel once again. My girlfriend says that I’ll get over it, in
time, but I’m not so sure. It’s been a
year since the incident and I still don’t even feel comfortable in a car, let
alone drive one myself.
Angela walks up behind me and
drapes and arm around my neck.
“What’re you doing, honey,” she
says.
I lower my head. For some reason I can’t bring myself to tell
her that I had gotten the urge to try and drive down the street. Maybe it’s because it would give her hope
that I didn’t feel ready to give.
I look into her sapphire eyes.
“Just wanted to get some air.”
She hugs me tighter. With a peck on the cheek, she feels satisfied
and turns to go back into the house.
I slowly walk around the front to
gaze at her other side.
The body shop did an amazing
job. No one would ever know that a Ford
Bronco had t-boned me in the intersection.
A faint memory flashes through my
mind of he headlights getting brighter and the deafening crunch of our cars
colliding.
I stumble back out of
breath. I double over and try to catch
the air that has left me.
I still don’t know how I survived. By all accounts I should have been
crushed. When I replay it I just hear
sounds. No other details come to mind. It was like my brain had put me into
suspencion to protect myself from the crash.
The next thing after the lights,
that I remember, is waking up in the hospital days later. The doctors were afraid I’d never wake up.
The doctors released me into my
own care, but what they failed to realize is that I would be consumed with fear
whenever in a vehicle. I close my eyes
and tense my body every time I go through an intersection. Every car that waits until the last minute to
stop will surely collide into me. I just
know it.
My heart begins to race. I was stupid to even try. I turn and head back into the house.
Halfway up the walk I hear Angela’s
scream. I rush up the rest of the way,
throw oopen the door and find my girlfriend sitting on the kitchen floor, blood
all over the white linoleum.
“What happened?” I say.
“I’m such an idiot. I dropped the knife and it went right through
my foot.”
She’s clutching her bare foot,
the bloody knife only a few feet away. I rush to the drawer with the tea towels
and grab everyone of the neatly folded cloths. I drop to my knees and begin
wrapping them around her foot.
“You need to take me to the
emergency room.” She says.
I look up at her. My eyes are wide and my mouth is open. Very
slowly, I shake my head no.
“I’ll call an ambulance.”
I stand up, but she grabs me
around my arm and stops me.
“Are you insane? We don’t have
that kind of money. This isn’t that bad.”
She says. “You can do it.”
I look at her. I want to tell her know. But her eyes plead with me and I can only agree.
I scoop her up into my arms and
take her outside. I don’t even bother to
lock the door behind me.
I gently lay her in the passenger
seat and rush around the nose of the car to the driver’s side. I stop only inches
from the repaired handle.
“Hurry, Jon,” she says, “I’m
getting blood everywhere.”
I scream from the deepest part of
my chest and pull open the door and toss myself inside. She starts up instantly, like she was waiting
for me. Carefully, so carefully, I back
out the driveway and head for the emergency room.
“You’re amazing.” She says.
My hearts pounding in my
ears. I can barely focus on the road and
all I can think about is she did this on purpose.
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